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super smart dumbfuck Toyota Corolla Fan President (part time)

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Viking’s defender

Viking’s defender

13.03.2026 03:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hmm. Looks like he’s already awake.

12.03.2026 17:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bonus points if they look into a microscope.

12.03.2026 17:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FINALLY I can just open that bitch up and take what I want hahahahaaaa

12.03.2026 17:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Try laughing at my 2007 Corolla now, chumps.

12.03.2026 17:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bronsexuals gotta be in the top 10

12.03.2026 16:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hilarious.

12.03.2026 02:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah yes, the old Triple D.

Double Dicks Dance.

11.03.2026 23:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does this count as a mullet?

11.03.2026 23:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are those sorta like Water Wings?

11.03.2026 23:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lmao

11.03.2026 23:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s not even a record!

11.03.2026 22:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a fat man with a beard is drinking water from a plastic bottle ALT: a fat man with a beard is drinking water from a plastic bottle
11.03.2026 22:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a white shirt and brown straps Alt: Soylent Chex is people!

Maybe it’s because they have a new ingredient….

11.03.2026 22:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow, what a day for Jizz-related name discoveries.

bsky.app/profile/kben...

11.03.2026 22:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I’m just a patsy!!!”

11.03.2026 22:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kirk and Mini Kirk.

11.03.2026 21:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Beer is terrible.

11.03.2026 21:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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John Bol with a free throw form that would make even Joakim Noah blush.

11.03.2026 21:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Game is going to OT on ESPN U right now if you crave some Jizzle.

11.03.2026 21:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Daniel Jones top 10 bank robber of all time.

11.03.2026 21:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder if Chicago has a Sears Tower Dispensary…

11.03.2026 21:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s a guy on Cincinnati named Jizzle James?

Jizzle.

James.

That’s why I love these end-of-season tournaments, I learn so much!!!

11.03.2026 21:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Folks,,

11.03.2026 15:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s the only way to be sure.

11.03.2026 15:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

War Tuesdays with Bari Weiss just don’t have the same panache as Whiskey Fridays with the Dookie Pill.

11.03.2026 04:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sorry Andrew Wiggins but SGA gets to be called Maple Jordan.

10.03.2026 14:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh yeah

10.03.2026 04:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man wearing a hat and a white shirt is talking into a microphone Alt: Allen Iverson talking about practice

We talking about praxis?

10.03.2026 04:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man wearing a jersey that says ' cavs ' on it is smiling Alt: Kevin Eubanks
09.03.2026 01:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0