Waited until the market closed for the week to do this because they're terrified of making oil prices spike further. He's gonna keep touching the same hot stove in the exact same way
extremely excited to see what happens to palantir under woke 2
Vs. No It Won’t
The elementary school crossing guards broke into a spontaneous “Ewwww!!” when a Cybertruck drove by. It’s so over. For Elon, but also for me, as they followed up their assertion that it’s a “Car for old men” with a quickly-blurted “No offense.”
"Palantir CEO Alex Karp says his AI technology will lessen the power of “highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat” while increasing the power of working-class men."
Just saying it right out loud now.
newrepublic.com/post/207693/...
Smart, you want to do it before the morning Bloody Marys fully kick in
Following “Islamic barbarism” with Stop Antisemitism really is a perfect encapsulation of the entire Zionist cause
this is still the realest thing ever said about america
An artsy fartsy photo of a tableau of chocolate truffles and the ingredients that make up their unique flavors. There are a Guinness stout can and pint, a bottle and shot glass of Jameson whiskey, some coffee beans and white and dark chocolate discs surrounding a box of ten truffles.
🚨 New truffle alert 🚨
I've just released my newest boozy truffle box in time for St. Patrick's Day next week. Guinness Stout and Irish Coffee! They're available in 10-piece boxes for a limited time at noshthis.com. Toffees too! Order before 3p PDT tomorrow & they'll ship in time for the "holiday."
Night sky
Can this be a solution?
I use Signal for almost everything now to avoid this, and they still get me
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
every time a street in nyc becomes more pedestrian-friendly and more parking-hostile, all the local business guys who drive to the stores they own from their homes on long island, in jersey, the mcmansion-y parts of queens, all flip out wondering how people will get there. my man you dont live here!
Don't sleep on the 'made with AI' part
My three rabbits are named Philip, Seymour, and Hopman
people joke about what experiencing even the banalities of modern society would do to a medieval peasant, but here's a German tourist from a small farming village who says some Times Square salsa verde physically incapacitated him gothamist.com/food/theres-...
Getting a bird tattoo puts heron your chest
WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings
Billionaires’ % share of federal election spending in:
2008: 0.3%
2024: 19%
@nytimes.com #GildedAge
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/u...
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
Politically, this is incredibly stupid, but as a policy matter it’s also incredibly stupid.
The Democrats!
Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.
ok I do prefer the AI writing to the human writing this time
Maybe we deserve what we’ve got coming to us
They get mad when people on SNAP want to buy soda
If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job
