Halfling

Receipts:

"High quality copper, buy now!"

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

Almost as if our rights our intertwined

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

a graph of employment at newspapers, which continually goes down

It's remarkable how low this number can get and still keep going down

Wordle 1,724 5/6

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"Cholla Cactus", 2006, 24 x 18", acrylic on canvas, sold

#MagentaMonday
#art
#painting
#TraditionalMediums
#acrylics

An oil portrait of a woman in a lavish dress. The poem continues: “I like their lady horse swagger, after winning. Ears up, girls, ears up! But mainly, let’s be honest, I like that they’re ladies. As if this big dangerous animal is also a part of me, that somewhere inside the delicate skin of my body, there pumps an 8-pound female horse heart, giant with power, heavy with blood. Don’t you want to believe it? Don’t you want to lift my shirt and see the huge beating genius machine that thinks, no, it knows, it’s going to come in first.” There are efforts afoot to make us all feel disempowered. To liquidate our confidence. To mash our energy and hutzpah into a pulp. To run our hope through a meat grinder. To create a nation of people throwing up their hands and admitting defeat. No, I say. HELL NO! Limón's words fill me with vigor, get my heart pumping and my feet ready to go. My lady horse swagger needed this infusion of gritty tenacity and bold self-belief. This huge beating genius machine​ of mine (and yours, too) is going to win

The Huge Beating Genius Machine
oil on canvas
18 x 36

I like the lady horses best,
how they make it all look easy,
like running 40 miles per hour
is as fun as taking a nap, or grass. - Ada Limón

Get the art: www.lolajovan.com/store/p840/f...

#art #painting #oilpainting

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"Hamburg Chicken", 12 x 12", acrylic on masonite, 2012, sold

#Animals
#SensoryArt
#acrylics
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#painting

“Yellow Tomatoes” by Ukrainian artist Alona Lesnichenko

Painting, Oil on Canvas

Baclava-Cat 🐈 awesome reference pic from Pinterest #cat #knittedbaclava #acrylicgouache #watercolor #pet

Requiem by Ignacio Trelis

#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

I can't compete with this.

cleopatra lived closer in time to the extinction of the dinosaurs than she did to the building of the pyramids.

That blows my mind.

A painting of a chicken on plastic chicken legs

Bok bok

an exhausted orange cat, on a pillow, yawning widely

Give me my fucking hour back. I need it

an orange cat looks truly exhausted after “daylight savings” stole an hour from him

I really needed that hour but they stole it

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 10, Episode 4

The WSJ calls it “the most severe energy crisis since the 1970s.” ⛽️

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www.wsj.com/world/middle...

Crude oil up 30% today

Not a dancehall in texas that doesn't play copperhead road

Also acquired: the 90s jade bead bracelet from Natures Wonders® that I'm pretty sure was mine to begin with

I have inherited the family turquoise jewelry (in exchange for locating the family turquoise jewelry)

I feel like x entirely revolves around gen x hegseth types who were too dumb for twitter the first time

Houston is whatever you want it to be.

30 Rock was the greatest show . . .

He made the Coolio "Nanny" episode a sweater!

The US committed this humanitarian and ecological disaster to generate jerk-off material for an ex-daytime Fox News host.

Every time a woman runs for president I hear that she’s too emotional and unstable to make wartime decisions, unlike the men in charge who make really reasonable decisions like bombing kids to death, starting water wars, and poisoning the entire planet