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@synaptidae

friend of the cosmic giggle / consumer protection lawyer / religion and philosophy of mind / trying to live up to the gospel / shameless dead head / solidarity / we are loving awareness

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gross.

28.01.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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give credit where credit's due--any beast worth its salt can slouch and haul ass as easily as you can walk and chew gum.

12.01.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/danc...

12.01.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tfw you wake up at 2am after chudding out to your mom

12.01.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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it bears repeating

12.01.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a sucker for that "Roman bath blue." Even as a young kid before I really understood what "styles" were, I remember trying to visualize and understand in my head what a really awesome tiled bathroom would look like lolol

11.01.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's women as property. It's Mar-A-Lago face. It's men entering girl's locker rooms because it's Miss Teen USA and they own it. It's hanging yourself in your cell. It's a feeling of misery and hopeless nihilism that pervades everyone, regardless of gender or position in the hierarchy. It's misery.

10.01.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's the post-war order seen as weakness, it's NATO and trade imbalances seen as "humiliating" to the US. "They're not laughing anymore!" It's John Ross getting triggered by "get some lunch, big boy," shooting a mom in the face, and then muttering, "you bitch."
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10.01.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's declining birth rates, loneliness, and a movement of young men whose position on gender is "women--can't live with 'em... that's it. that's the tweet." It's "legalize comedy" leading to the most boring comedy imaginable.
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10.01.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Toxic masculinity is the problem. It's a system that whispers, "you're not worthy if you're not dominant." It views humility, cooperation, & creativity w/ distrust & disgust. It says conflict is zero-sum, life's a muddy knife fight, apology is humiliation, and to win is to make the other small.
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10.01.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Stephen Miller is one click away from being a really mean stage director

10.12.2025 04:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep same

09.11.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's amazing. Despite everything, the front still looks beautiful. Great find!

09.11.2025 20:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So many good lines. 52 years later, getting pretty sick of these things

08.11.2025 16:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In 1905 scientists discovered that β€œpronouns” come in pairs, HeHim or SheHer determining biological sex. Later, we learned pronouns carry genes, replicate, and can mutate. Recent studies have isolated the pronouns "USA" and "Un/Vaxxed" in certain middle aged white male populations.

07.11.2025 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Laugh at them. They're used to being called bad boys, being called evil. That's part of their narrative. They relish it.

Laugh at them. Make fun of their "my first raid" radios, their Target camo pants... Really enjoy it. Laugh at 'em!

26.10.2025 03:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

A nation organized on the principles of Anti-Wokness and owning the libs cannot survive.

15.10.2025 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Are You Drinkin' With Me Jesus
Are You Drinkin' With Me Jesus YouTube video by Jello Biafra - Topic

Pop in your earbuds, listen to music that makes you laugh, walk down the street and sing it out loud. youtu.be/BQGJLWr_HGY?...

09.10.2025 13:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God didn't make me all that conscientious, but God damn if he didn't make me anxious, and thank God for that. feels like hell, but it's a hell of a spur. Helped me get my shit together more times than I can count.

09.10.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can we call them fascist yet?

09.10.2025 02:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's a great rule πŸ‘

08.10.2025 23:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy smokes that is fiyah

08.10.2025 23:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How does a multinational news company "die like a dog"? I just want to know what Trump means. I don't think he knows!

08.10.2025 20:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

looks like Stephen Miller's lil pee pee

07.10.2025 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let them cook--we're only a quarter way through the century, and they already have concepts of a plan!

06.10.2025 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#LegalizeGolf

05.10.2025 04:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β™₯️β™₯️same

05.10.2025 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What song is as lovingly recorded and produced as "Gypsy" by Fleetwood Mac?

04.10.2025 15:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Postin' & scrollin', like the rest of us

04.10.2025 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For people that led difficult, evisurated lives, death and whatever comes next will probably feel amazing and blissful. For those who lived selfish, opulent, or honestly even just comfortable lives, death in the afterlife might not be quite as enjoyable

03.10.2025 21:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0