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I’m making a really unhinged and insane birthday cake for Tim. A vegan ice cream cake. With Layers

dick is incredible btw. like a real 10/10 dick.

I taught preschool and elementary school on Capitol Hill in DC.

yall, I had children who were outright nonverbal who had parents who REFUSED evaluations. and I don’t mean “huh, maybe this kiddo has something going on” because kids would be outright struggling. it was fucking unreal.

WOW JUST CUT OUT HIS FACE THEN

Tim in a suit

Tim in a bed

Tim eating cake

Tim eating iced cream

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS BIG OL HUNK OF DADDY MEAT. to know him is to be be a little obsessed with him. I love him so very much as do many others because he is built of sweetness and kindness and a heart like no other.

they still fuck but I’m gonna see what I can get from this brand lol.

they’re 70% off I guess because an entire panel is

Sewn on in reverse. Okay

Lots of great answers here.

Just wanted to add there is nothing scarier than being a promoter, booking a match, and having genuine heat between two workers develop before they get into the ring

I am EXTREMELY sweetie coded over there and love the premade filters just warning u

realizing @alcademics.bsky.social has the perfect xiaohongshu barman name. Unfair. Incredible.

@deerea.rs getting some wild ideas for a sponsored pride party

COHASSET NOW AND FOREVER OFFICIAL BOOZE OF BLUESKY AND BABES COHASSET WILL NEVER BETRAY US

if you’re not listening to the officiant and going “ah. Ah yup. So true. Yep. Nailed that part,” you’ve messed something up

I think the best and most important societal benefit of A Wedding is when you’re already married and you go to one and it reminds you all over again of what its all about. that’s the best type of wedding. Not every wedding does this, in fact, most don’t!

I know I was raised by a republican cause I read this at first as you debating going back to school and I’m like “and for what”

the Dakota Johnson ad is the hottest I’ve seen a Normal Hot Lady be in a long time

Fauxmoi is calling the Dakota Johnson CK ad "male gazey" and I'm like... 👀👀 uhoh it's me and I am gazing

Right like she was bad at the job even by bad peoples standards

I have been trying since college to love reading (books!) again. College killed it for me, like, totally destroyed it. I used to read a book a week until it turned into Work and I feel worse and different for succumbing to that!!

I am not vegan because I think my veganism has any kind of effect on saving animal lives, I’m vegan because it reminds me multiple times a day that I have a Choice to make a choice with my heart and I am actually not helpless to these people. You do too!

I feel like I’m losing my fucking mind reading everyone figure this out in real time

this has been happening your entire life btw. Sorry a vegan was annoying to you once.

She drinks poison to KILL HERSELF because she isn’t being given enough fucking ATTENTION and only doesn’t die because the entire crowd has to CLAP FOR HER!!!!!

tinkerbell is INSANE

I probably rewound that ten seconds like fifteen times to see if I misheard it when it happened and I was still like “maybe he’s not gay that was kinda weird”

How did you learn Ian Mckellen is gay and why was it during the cast commentary for the return of the king extended edition when all the hobbits are jumping on the bed and Ian mckellen decides to start talking about being gay

I hope she drinks poison and tries to die like in the stage version

Spuds McKenzie always had three beautiful women around him, all besties, to keep his deepest secret. Spuds was gay and they did everything in their power to ensure his safety.

Sam is bugging me for photos and I was really good and took none during the ceremony please remedy this