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Crist Jarrett

@ceejness

Radio. Comedian. Voice Actor. Anti-Motivational Speaker. Bad Influencer. Space & Weather Nerd. Podcasts: Nerd Talk+ & Florida Man Murders. Chaotic Neutral. Major League Centaurs. 305. 206. Size 14.

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He haaaaates listening to anyone else talk.

13.03.2026 15:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cocaine?!

13.03.2026 15:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Am I a Mets prospect???

13.03.2026 15:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait…where am I?

13.03.2026 06:28 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

69

11.03.2026 03:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Consult your physician if side-effects last longer than four hours.

11.03.2026 03:08 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A'ja Wilson and her lil boyfriend who scored some points tonight or sumthin. I can score points. He ain't special. But congrats or whatever.

A'ja Wilson and her lil boyfriend who scored some points tonight or sumthin. I can score points. He ain't special. But congrats or whatever.

One rebound shy of a double double. No clutch gene.

11.03.2026 03:19 👍 16 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1

BAM AND AJA ON THE PODIUM TOGETHER ONG

11.03.2026 02:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭

11.03.2026 02:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 02:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yo it’s UGLY in here.

11.03.2026 02:20 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

No one deserves it more. Bam is the fucking best. 🥺

11.03.2026 02:10 👍 6 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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My Grandma would have been screaming. She loved Bam. Her favorite player since Bosh.

11.03.2026 02:06 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

HOLY FUCKING BAM I CAN FEEL IT IN MY PEEHOLE

11.03.2026 02:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Can you imagine going to a heat game on a Tuesday night vs the ass wizards and watching history?

11.03.2026 02:00 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

If he just scored once more that game everything changes. EVERYTHING CHANGES.

11.03.2026 02:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

More like Taiwon…

08.03.2026 07:32 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

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07.03.2026 01:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tiguan R Line Black on Black on Black

07.03.2026 01:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks! We still VW twinsies!

07.03.2026 01:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hey! I just did the same thing! Got my first brand new vehicle ever!

07.03.2026 01:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Solomio is Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope for middle aged rich people.

06.03.2026 23:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me?

06.03.2026 19:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ITS JUST A PHASE

06.03.2026 19:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only thing sadder than me going alone to the movies and seeing something about a dude being left at the alter is that it stars Kevin James.

06.03.2026 19:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

I’m watching this until further notice.

02.03.2026 02:33 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

That’s a wrap…

02.03.2026 02:15 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Did we decide to tank with 30 seconds left?

02.03.2026 02:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0