Vivian 🥑🔰

Made in Lansing lfg

THIS is why I took the train to work

Oh no, realized whenever i see a tweet with the Trump Cadence i now default to reading it in the @jacquespierre.bsky.social voice and not trump’s

this sort of thing explains the cleveland browns quarterback situation

Hi bluesky send tweet

this is most certainly true, but I’ve never had issues with job hunting as a trans woman, so it’s hard to internalize

same this happens to me it’s garbage

why does every boyfriend being soft launched over Valentine’s Day look the same

same except it lasted up until i transitioned lol

thinking about how 10-11 year old me was convinced I'd probably be alone forever because I had no idea how to flirt or why anyone would be into me that way and how absolutely silly that belief was because of course I had no idea when I had no experience with any of it. and now I'm hot and cool.

I think it’s more broadly midwestern / Canadian

nobody else getting excited when "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" came on made me feel out of place in DC smh. it's the edmund fitzgerald!!

we will see what happens

side note as long as i'm here: missed seeing ya around since you quit the other site (good)! hope you've been well!

also worth mentioning that the accident happened at *my* airport. i've flown in where the crash happened twice just this month! i'm not more scared than I was before.

that specific airport is really stupid has more to do with it. congress micro-manages and forces more capacity than is safe

the last time this many people died in a plane crash in the states was *2001*. the risk remains incredibly low. i understand having a visceral reaction, but rationally it's not risky at all

Healthy young boy goes to Twitter, gets pumped with a massive shot of many posts, doesn’t feel good and changes - TRANSGENDER. Many such cases!

many such cases

you have to be INSANE to think calling queer people “mentally ill” is the same as calling JD Vance “weird”

I am almost neurotic about making sure I don’t eat the same meal two days in a row does this mean I don’t have autism

DC got half a foot and counting. That’s enough to shut down Lansing too. Michiganders are bigger whimps than they’d like to admit (excluding lake effect area and UP, which is a very small portion)

Chicago is so cool the buildings are so real

Why are "low trust" people also the most gullible people in the world?

my mom: “what is District of Columbia”

my dad: “It includes parts of Maryland, parts of Baltimore, Parts of Virginia. It’s a service district. It’s a triangle”

thanks dad

a graph of perceptions of safety showing they are unrelated to grime. DC has a murder rate of 29 but 52% of people say it's safe, Chicago 26 but 27% of people say its safe, SF 6 but 52% say it's safe

it is funny how the online-discourse-vortex heavily lowers people's perceptions of NYC/SF/Chicago safety but spares DC (which is arguably more dangerous than all of them)

12 team playoff have a close game challenge

are we really defending amway????

the big difference is that I don’t have to pay my company in any way to remain employed

I don’t like Bluesky but I do like seeing oomfies who are still on here that I missed