Rick Bonnett

Love that they even included the stuff that the cat pushed on the floor 😼

Fucking Jeremy! 🐢💩

Tuxedo cat claims the high ground while a black floof plots his counter moves

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Please do what you can

(Sorry - couldn't figure out how to grab it screen shot style)

Calling an audible with a Marlboro dangling from his lip

Garfield the cat gives the thumbs up

I know I’m an old and yeah - everything was better back in the day

But for me that’s still one of the greatest most underrated albums of all time

Tuxedo cat Sophie in her new favorite spot - dad’s lap/ recliner chair

Baby! I am not from Havana!

Self inflicted in my right palm in 4th grade

The lack of proper rehab in those days put an end to my dreams for a major league pitching career

In my heart I know he’s having a lovely Sunday visit with his Nana

😊

Is Jeremy going to relocate to Japan as well?

I’ve always assumed there’s a reason why the sleeves are not resealable

🤔

Saw the original airing right after I started driving - yes Im old.

To this day I am as courteous and patient with truckers as I can be.

Biblically accurate pound cake

Done what I can

Who’s next?

A Confederacy of Grinches

Taking the Trolley to Taco Town

I'm sure others have pointed this out, but:

How is this distinguishable from a long-form dril skeet???

How sweet of your dog not disturbing the kid when he was sleeping so comfy cozy

Time to get your nullification on

For me it has the feel of a Coen brothers’ adaptation of a Pynchon short story

No offense but…

Brings to mind a raccoon in a dumpster

every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "mike trout hit 3 home runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since Tungsten Arm O'Doyle on the 1921 Akron Groomsmen as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3"

This feels like an apt time to re-up the greatest baseball tweet of all time