why is every recipe for “I have too many fucking carrots” just “have you considered boiling and eating the carrots? :)”
08.03.2026 22:47
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why is every recipe for “I have too many fucking carrots” just “have you considered boiling and eating the carrots? :)”
FedEx fucking blows
Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words
It would be cool if some people maybe channeled being evil into just being weird instead
I tried to find out about my dad’s (estranged) dad and looked up his obituary to see if it might have said, and the full text was “(name) died. His funeral is (date).” 💀💀
at a time in my life where I’m going to become a person who packs stamps in my bag
one time my grandma insisted my birthday was two days after it is, which was fun since her sister and I shared a birthday
If your birthday is in March, I assume it is March 7th. Everyone born in March has that birthday in my head. Sorry to everyone not actually born on that day !!
unfortunately that is too few for today’s count!! ):
I have seen an offensive number of cyber trucks today
Third space this, third space that
ykw bring back the Media Play Anime Clubs!!! That’s the third space nerdy teens need now
“Vermillion sounds green” so close! You are thinking of viridian!
hooray it matches my merch
I took the PWHL Personality Quiz and got Minnesota Frost! ✨ 365hockeygirl.github.io/pwhl-quiz/pw... 🥶☃️
tonight’s vocab word for my hockey playing boy: complicit. If you’re not speaking out against it, you’re part of the problem.
Opoponax
Ever had a word stuck in your head?
“Is there a technology the left is excited about?”
High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!
some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
hönk
yarn from @dyemadyarns.bsky.social pattern from @stoneknits.bsky.social #knitsky
Building with the words “HUSSEY GAY BELL” emblazoned at the top.
You can ring my
A snowy street scene is featured on a red card with the text "Are you a bike lane? Because I'd plow you immediately." The tone is humorous and playful.
A black electric bike on a purple background with playful text: "My bike's not the only thing that's battery powered." Spaces for "To:" and "From:".
Valentine's card with a playful tone showing a bus labeled "6 to Lincoln Village." Text reads: "Are you COTA? Because I'd ride you all day."
A simple illustration of a bicycle on a purple background with the text "Put the fun between your legs." It humorously conveys a playful tone. Spaces for "To" and "From" are below.
Y'all enjoyed our Valentines yesterday, so here's some more that are a bit 🌶️🌶️🌶️
There’s no rule saying you can’t have a roast beef sandwich for breakfast
who’s excited to see all the new potholes
No Kings includes Draft Kings
A hand knit tomato shaped potholder
A corn cob shaped hand knit pouch
Corn & tomatoes #knitsky
Two people are shoveling a sidewalk along a busy street. The mounds of snow are a couple feet high.
A group shot of eighteen people smiling while sitting on three benches or standing behind them.
A photo of three identical wood benches posed in a row in front of an industrial type space.
A group of people working on constructing a bench together. The pieces and parts are laid out on a red rug. There are people talking in the background.
This year, in honor of Transit Equity Day and Rosa Parks, Transit Columbus and Strong Towns Columbus volunteers cleared bus stops and sidewalks around the city to provide dignity for riders. We built benches to increase accessibility and enable people to rest safely as they journey around Columbus.
