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I'm terrible at this but I kind of love it (/get myself frustrated with it!)

Fucking Grim Reaper has terrible aim

A generation of fools who spend all their time watching & listening to Manosphere bullshit telling them fucking women's rights are the cause of all their problems. I'm terrified this happens to my 13 year old because he's highly suggestive and doesn't have critical thinking skills or inquisitiveness

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This art is so cool. Love minimalist stuff like this

I've gone back to finish Kena: Bridge of Spirits and it's such a good game. Combat is a bit simple and I'd like a few more involved puzzles, but aside from that it really ticks most of my preferred action-adventure boxes. And the art style and visuals are unbelievably gorgeous 😍

I keep meaning to try this game out. I enjoyed Splitgate 1 for what little I played of it and I love the colours and art style

1. Can I count Jade Empire? It was published by Microsoft and an Xbox console exclusive.

2. Not sure I'd say everyone hates it, but I really enjoyed Phantom Fury from a couple of years back. Really solid HL2-style FPS in my opinion. It's a Metacritic 65

I love the art style controls of Marathon, but I'm fucking dire at it and have no clue what I'm supposed to be doing. Feels like it'll be a really fun game if you put the time in and understand what's going on

It doesn't *need* it but I'd be happy with the image quality and performance to be improved (even if it was a patch), and I'm a mug so I'd probably buy it again for that. I don't know why games like Days Gone and Horizon Zero Dawn have got PS5 versions but not the very obvious win Bloodborne

I'm not sure it natively has an algorithm, or at least it didn't at first? You can create groups of stuff you want to follow, like I've got one for videogames+ one for astronomy. Or just search a particular term (say movies or whatever) and follow a bunch of people there so that'll add to your feed

I guess it's time I should probably finish Resident Evil Village

A graphic that says it's 1 day until Resident Evil Require comes out

'Resident Eve' was right there c'mon people

A reminder, one day ahead of a by-election in which the Greens are favourites to defeat Reform, that the Daily Mail owner's wife recently donated £50,000 to Nigel Farage's party

Time to roll out this classic 😁

Take a swig of booze every time he mentions one of these. You'll be shitfaced within 10 minutes

Grand prize:
$5000 DOGE check along with some golden sneakers, Trump phone and a gold watch.

This is what happens when your entire identity is built around being a sycophant for one of the biggest corporations on the planet

I haven't played any of the Mechwarrior games, but solid list. I'd probably find space on there for Half-Life, G-Police, maybe Colony Wars: Red Sun and Unreal.

A pen sketch of the news photo of ex-prince Andrew, sweating in the back of his car after a 12 hour police interview, with the flames of Hell roaring behind him, entitled Great Moments In History.

I had to sketch that amazing photo from yesterday, to make sure I never forget it.

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Let's all will it together

"A Reform UK spokesperson said there was "no place in Reform for those who perpetrate violence against women and girls" and that the party had expelled Taylor after he pleaded guilty." -- On the other hand if it had been violence against refugees they would have 100% stood behind their councillor

Outside of Insomniac every acquisition they've made in the last 8 years has been varying levels of disastrous. Hermen Hulst has got to go; he's done a terrible job of leading PS Studios

I used to be a big fan and I still love some of their games, but I have little enthusiasm for them as a publisher any more. After Liverpool Studio, Firewalk, Manchester Studio, PixelOpus, Evolution , Guerrilla Cambridge and now Bluepoint they're just a fucking disaster

Y'know what could do with a full remake? The Resistance trilogy. Great games trapped on a crappy console with absolutely shite tech performance. And games in a genre that Sony has not made any effort in since 2013, I think?

"Welcome to the family" Go fuck yourselves Sony 🖕

Literally all they had to do was get Bluepoint on a Bloodborne remake. PS5 & PC release and I reckon you'd be looking at 4+ million sales *easily*

Sony what the fuck are you doing.

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Nice, give Tom Nook a poke in the eye for me

Death's Door is a brilliant game. Probably in my top 10 favourite indie games ever.

Sadly I think this reflects how little Sega cares about this IP 🤷‍♂️