kyle

Lady for Oregon had dancing bears hair helllyes

If you sic the cops on someone you had better be sure that you are ok with them killing that person or destroying their life. This is not our fault we are in this situation it is the fault of the cops. There should be options for people who are in danger that don't come with a possible execution.

I know regulation is dead and everyone is like "but my stonks" but i think if you tell the average person about this shit their eyes will fly out of their skulls.

18.15 times as deadly as a pinto. A literal joke we grew up making to suggest a car was deadly. Gonna have to update our jokes

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

tired of the news being snuff films

we should definitely tear down ICE and then replace it. maybe with some nice community centers or something. social workers, immigration attorneys. you're allowed to do stuff that's good and helps people. it doesn't have to always be gun guys. you have so many different kinds of gun guy already

Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics

i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3

This is actually demonic & should strike as corrosive to the souls of anyone who considers themselves American. It’s the most dishonorable act imaginable.

It’s beyond disgusting.

Great night in college football for my personal agenda

arn bowl

One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

Two dudes just high fived after the scarlet begonias jam. And they were right to do so, it was sick

Vibes at the dark star orchestra show are so strong

Drake Maye masterclass on that TD drive my god

Massachusetts governor Maura Healey is looking to go deep

Many are saying the New England Patriots are 5-2

hooting and hollering at a guy wearing 99 running jet sweep motion

Once again, I will be brave enough to say that Diego Pavia should be allowed to play college football for as long as he wants. Let him be a QB Ronin, traveling from 3rd tier school to 3rd tier school every 2 years

Some tweets are too perfect to be lost to the other site. @davidjroth.bsky.social

What level of Online Boomer Brain Damage is posting an obvious AI slop video in which YOU YOURSELF APPEAR?

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"

no feeling greater than deciding you’re gonna have a Big Sandwich for lunch

The idea that this was anything but a campaign of extermination was a pretense held up by governments and people who wanted to give themselves an escape route while justifying the unjustifiable

www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...

I’m going Don Draper mode (drinking 4 martinis with dinner and ignoring my family)

It’s just very funny for a billionaire to have the attitude “you idiots clearly don’t understand how the issues affect normal people”

It's not that hard to make friends in your 30s, you just have to be Delightful

really interesting that we don’t have a cultural panic about group think and intellectual homogeneity among the most powerful money men in the country. all the more interesting when a bunch of them have clearly lost their mind.