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Garth Hudson in the streets // Rick Danko in the sheets

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Going to work on the Saturday before st patty’s at an Irish bar and I’ve never used the new POS

AMA

14.03.2026 16:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't believe in guilty pleasures when it comes to music. But I do for tv. And Scrubs is at the top of my list. The new version is solid so far

13.03.2026 18:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, Equiano through Fainting Goats is insane for me

13.03.2026 16:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

God how did I forget the Wrens!

13.03.2026 16:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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NEW E L U C I D RECORD

13.03.2026 15:49 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Killer fucking song

13.03.2026 15:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is a reminder that sometimes Good People can have Bad Opinions because there's this old P.O.S track where Craig Finn talks about how much he disliked 'Predator' (though "Carl Weathers and two former governors" is a banger line)

13.03.2026 15:27 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
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The Replacements
A Tribe Called Quest
Iron Maiden
Silver Jews
Armand Hammer
Fiona Apple
Funkadelic

13.03.2026 12:28 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Realized today after years of daily antacid use I haven’t taken one in like a month. And I started Cymbalta almost a month ago. That can’t be a coincidence right?

12.03.2026 21:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one thing I really like about living in south philly is sometimes when I walk around it smells like my grandmothers kitchen

12.03.2026 16:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmao never mind. Played wedgies on the right side onto raj 🤓

11.03.2026 21:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmao never mind. Played wedgies on the right side onto raj 🤓

11.03.2026 21:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s happening again

11.03.2026 21:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Found where your mom works

11.03.2026 13:37 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I dreamt I was a guest on the tonight show (I don’t remember why) and Armand Hammer was the musical act. Talking to E L U C I D after and he told me the next AH record was called POSSESSION. So if that happens you heard it here first

11.03.2026 13:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man Aja’s boyfriend can fucking hoop huh?

11.03.2026 02:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Turned on the ceiling fan for the first time this year

11.03.2026 01:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know much about astrology but I know to not get in your way

10.03.2026 23:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Waiting to see if there’s gonna be a #WNBA season or not like

10.03.2026 20:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Invisible ink :

The Lice series has always been my favorite Aesop stuff

10.03.2026 20:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmao he would hate to hear that. I should tell him

10.03.2026 00:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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An Italian rapper named Al Dente

10.03.2026 00:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Old coworker of mine made and posted one of my old drinks. This is as close as I can get to immortality

09.03.2026 23:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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this is working on me

09.03.2026 20:37 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Can check. Too sweet for me but nice depth of flavor

08.03.2026 20:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My hottest mental health take:

A lot of depression and anxiety is situational, and warranted, because people live in shit circumstances. They’re poor, without resources, etc. and the reason it’s become popular to blame “mental health” is because it’s a way of evading responsibility.

08.03.2026 14:45 👍 1126 🔁 296 💬 38 📌 53

if youre not using a daylight high yield savings, youre leaving hours on the table

08.03.2026 18:32 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The woman who eye fucked me at the deli counter was for sure picking up my rakish devil may care attitude

08.03.2026 18:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

At the grocery store with no list. Just freestyling it off muscle memory and vibes

08.03.2026 18:00 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This is really the only record by The Who one needs

08.03.2026 16:30 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0