conniptions.

is this an AI generated mary barbour waifu or what

i'm losing my mind

why is all this shit so obviously paedophilic

booooooo this sucks

yeah the cutscenes boots you out of your run the first time, i was fuming too i had a good thing going lol

(however i did not complete the game today lmao)

here is the flex though 👀

i just looked on steam and it says 0.0% of players have gotten all 18 trophies in blue prince, i cannot believe how hard this game is

they're not fucking around when they recommend you use a notebook, my own hubris made me disregard this for the first few runs and i came to regret it massively

welcome to Hell

it's really good

'what if myst gave you a gambling addiction' the game.

today is the day i crack this thing. i can feel it. im bedridden with cold, im locked in, im the ultimate detective.

*but

my camera roll is nothing out pictures of the game lmaaaoo

(it's genuinely really fun but it's maybe more confusing than even myst was i think lol)

i thought i had defeated it and then it was like 'lol, no.'

enjoy your divorce

blue prince is actually ruining my life, are any of you playing it?

genuinely so funny for labour to accuse people of being parachuted in when none of their scottish MPs even have contact details outside of westminster.

only 32% of snp voters thinking indy is a top priority stings a bit ngl!

yeah like i have no interest in a version of the game that removes everything fun about it lol

i once got cornered at a party by a lib dem councillor who was on loads of cocaine and this sounds way worse than that even.

it starts with trans women but it doesn't stop there because they hate ALL women. our support for each other has to be unwavering.

when someone says 'we can always tell' with a smug little shit eating grin they don't actually mean they have the psychic ability to read your chromosomes. they mean treating GNC or even just "ugly" women as non-people is the entire point of the exercise.

like i think if literal daniel radcliffe can disavow her shit then so can you

and 'atlanta dem' didn't even read the harry potter books as intended btw like wtf is a sorcerer's stone

(i absolutely would scream at these labour freaks in the street though, i've done it before i'll do it again. scotland!!! FREEDOM!!!!!!!!)

it's typed words, samantha. if it reads as screaming to you then i think your internal monologue is the culprit.