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Architect + developer @ Cascadia Architecture Environmentally conscious design Former lighting designer Basketball and stats Breach the dams Spread love Elf Hobbit

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Actually it’s just me going on and on about my fantasy league draft as the trapped players have to nod politely.

12.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 3702 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 12
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Deni and Jrue like:

10.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Boston Celtics have committed nearly 100 fewer live ball turnovers than any other NBA team this season

The Portland Trail Blazers on the other hand...

10.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 10

SGA’s push off stiff arm is egregious

10.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No Melton love?

06.03.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s been amazing. Unfortunately for me, I’ve watched the past 5 Kings games in their entirety

06.03.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Down 7 with 10s left, Jake LaRavia decides it's showtime - fakes the pass and lobs to himself off the glass for the alley-oop layup finish

Prime and Lakers commentaries

06.03.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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05.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t insult Mystery Men like this

05.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s not tall enough. It’s better suited for Adrien Brody.

04.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s in place of β€œyou are.” As in you are spending money for ads. They got it right but shortened his exact words into a quote and didn’t paraphrase it properly. You’re frothing but your frothing is misplaced froth.

03.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s been exceptional defensively

02.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aren’t we certain Cronin assured Dame we are going for it while he’s here?

02.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trading Deni this offseason likely means the team gets worse. Jrue and Dame want to win a championship

02.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jrue and Dame will be pissed, but you’re 100% right. They are both overpaid so they can handle the disappointment.
Imagine if Blazers tanked this year…they’d be in a MUCH better position with a top 5 2026 pick to give CHI the 2027 pick. It was an easy decision with all their injuries but here we are

02.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Blazers aren't close to being a playoff team and should sell high on Deni this summer...

02.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Moda Center men’s room hits harder. My toddler was raised at that formula watering hole.

02.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As much as I dislike Michael Porter Jr as a human, we have to admit Cam Johnson is a serious downgrade in terms of basketball performance.

01.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cam Johnson… the opposite of clutch.

28.02.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I showed up to Micky Dees at 10:34 am this morning and they had nothing for me. Lunch there is gross so I refused, and I had to wait in a drive-thru line of shame pinned between cars with nothing to show for it. Don’t do me like this rn. I’m down bad.

27.02.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The harbinger has spoken. Timberlands are officially out of style folks. Plan accordingly.

27.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This guy is not real lmao www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

26.02.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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26.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So it’s a confidence in the Haliburton Nembhard pairing. I’m interpreting that to me the Achilles healing is going well and they continue to think Nembhard is their long-term solution for shooting guard.

26.02.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Did the Indiana Pacers give up too much for Ivica Zubac? I explained why the Pacers included their 2026 first-round pick and protected it specifically for the 1-4 and 10-30 selections.

26.02.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Derrick White, John Wall and MJ are/were better shot-blocking guards (impressively at smaller sizes) but Cade could become a top 10 all-time in shot-blocking guard at this trajectory. He’s got competition from other big guards Scottie Barnes, Amen Thompson and even his teammate Ausar.

26.02.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a foul

26.02.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0