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The artist formerly known as "The dumbest fucking person on Twitter" by Glenn Greenwald

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Modern Republicanism is making up a thing to be scared about and then using that as the basis for policy

13.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 2440 πŸ” 489 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 23

Furiously smashing that #3 button

13.03.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kimmel Goes Nuclear on Newsmax Host for Trying to Get Him Fired β€œHow does this not embarrass them?” Kimmel asked of the network.

It would be cool if prominent figures and journalists aggressively called out right wing propagandists instead of routinely leaving the task to late night comedians and satirists

12.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1676 πŸ” 370 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 5

I think they call that sort of performative jackassery "virtue signalling".

12.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And is coincidentally good pals with Bibi Netanyahu. He used to bunk in Jared's room when he came to visit them in the 90's. No joke, no meme. 100% fact.

12.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Of US News)

12.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You can't deny it, the resemblance is positively uncanny!

12.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh yes, US News and World Report. Fine, venerated institution, right up there with the Weekly World News and their award winning coverage of the Batboy epidemic that ultimately resulted in Rick Scott's election to the Senate.

12.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just searched up "Herman Kahn" on YouTube because I wanted to hear his iconic voice and I learned two very funny things:
1) The Hudson Institute gives out a Herman Kahn award
2) Alex Karp just won it a few months ago

Beyond parody

12.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The drones just bring the IED's to where their targets are instead of lying in wait. We've seen the devastating effect they have on tanks (and ships), not to mention the ability to interrupt troop movement and severely complicate supply chain and logistics.

12.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Epstein Accountant Spills Bombshell Payout to Alleged Trump Victim The pedophile’s accountant was deposed by the House Oversight Committee on Wednesday.

Congress hauled in Richard Kahn, who confirmed that someone accusing the orange dingus received money from Jeffrey Epstein’s victim compensation fund. In other words: the scandal now comes with receipts.
www.thedailybeast.com/epstein-acco...

12.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, the calculus has shifted significantly. We've essentially started to mirror the RU/UA war in a lot of disturbing ways. And it sure seems like the dEpArTmEnT oF wAr is woefully unprepared for it.

12.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Ukrainian pilot outlines how drones powered by jet skis sunk a Russian warship | CNN All it took was six sea drones, powered by jet skis, to fell a Russian guided missile ship last week, according to a rare interview with the secretive Ukrainian unit behind the attack.

www.cnn.com/2024/02/05/e...

12.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait til they start rigging up jet skis as drones.

12.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We’re now on year 10 of fawning articles about fucking idiots sticking forks in electrical outlets and saying β€œwha happun?” the moment it hurts

12.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 656 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Ratfucking apparently

12.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think that’s where RFK is chilling these days. Pretty sure that’s where he filmed that denim sauna video with Kid Rock.

12.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump calls Thomas Massie a traitor for supporting the release of the Epstein Files.

Journalists need to start asking Trump what he is trying to hide.

11.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 2959 πŸ” 800 πŸ’¬ 175 πŸ“Œ 41

I'm now inclined to think that shutting Hormuz was intended all along. Plenty of oil in VZ that Trump now directly profits from, and they're floating around the idea of lifting sanctions on RU oil. Gosh, gee, shucks, Donny and Putin make out like bandits? Must be coincidence.

11.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"We won't escort the ships until the ships no longer need escorts. I am very smart."

11.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's kinda like the way we get healthcare - he doesn't have them, but he has *access* to them. So it all works out.

11.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How many more American soldiers and Iranian civilians need to die before Democrats will drop their Epstein inquiry?

11.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 808 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 9
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a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both " ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both "
11.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pesky age of consent laws.

11.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NO NOO NO PLEASE MR IRAN DON'T HIT MAR A LAGO WHATEVER YOU DO, WE WILL BE SO OWNED IF YOU DO THAT, IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE DON'T DESTROY ANY OF THE MANY BIG BEAUTIFUL TRUMP PROPERTIES WORLDWIDE EITHER! (Other than the one in Azerbaijan he owns in partnership with your IRGC guys, that is...)

11.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ukraine, kind of proved already you don’t need a navy to blow shit up at sea, nor do you need air superiority to fly drones into shit at 20 grand a pop

11.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a feeling they’re going to show us exactly what being on the ass end of hybrid warfare feels like. I think a great many people who have been minimizing what’s been going on in Ukraine are going to be all shocked pikachu face and ask who could have possibly foreseen blah blah blah

11.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And the contact I found was affiliated with some anti-solar astroturfing outfit, so it would be nice to have some more info to go on. Appreciate all that you do!

11.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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No, I mean the attribution blurb in tiny print at the bottom of each sign. I found this by reverse image searching the sign, but can't find owner info for the number given.

11.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What's the fine print at the bottom say?

11.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0