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CENTCOM, 2026:

I realize now that Trump probably decided to lie yesterday about the war coming to a close soon because the markets were about to be hit with the financial equivalent of a neutron bomb

secdef: whomst up launching their TLAM

centcom: omg hiiiiiii 🥺

indopaccom: please just kill me i swear to god

I cannot believe this is legitimately how the war is going to end in (probably) a couple days

It has been dizzying to see rhetoric and language used only by the most terminally online of groypers & wignats slowly become common lexicon among people my age. I'm talking about in person too, not just on social media

>oil futures at $110 before markets even open on Monday

Oil just hit $105/barrel

Kharg island is very lit up on FIRMS

Wait, I hit 6000 followers, what

This morning in Tehran. It's presently raining oil, per CNN

I don't like this social media tinged rehash of the 70s and 80s

Day 8 of 2 day special military operation to denuclearize Iran

this meme format will never get old

Suboptimal

At what point do they all say April fools, and that all along they knew this was a Iraq war themed prank

It's pretty dire to say that even with these wars going on, the DOGE cuts will probably still remain the most catastrophic and consequential actions of this admin on a global scale

To be fair to the average joe, it's not exactly an easy thing to quantify if you're not paying attention

It's pretty dire to say that even with these wars going on, the DOGE cuts will probably still remain the most catastrophic and consequential actions of this admin on a global scale

Mexican PFM agent during the aftermath of the 2026 Jalisco operation. She's wielding an Italian Arx-160 assault rifle

Yeep

Probably a bad time for the DHS and FBI to be helmed by a kakistocracy of the most incompetent people in US history

An Iranian drone has struck Nakhchivan, Azerbaijan

Qasmishli, Syria

well well welllll...

The Whitehouse official Twitter account posted this video today

I doubt they had the capacity

Neither

The DOD has released footage of a SSN sinking an Iranian warship with a mark 48 torpedo. Keep in mind this is a 650lb warhead + fuel exploding under the ship to break its keel. This is the first time a US submarine has sunk a warship since 1944

Knowing how violent modern heavyweights are I imagine it was a very rapid sinking