Newt (@tinytrashmarten)

CW: Padded

Hose suit commission for @nurashiny.bsky.social

11.03.2026 22:09 👍 62 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0

I don’t know I made this up

11.03.2026 22:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

10.03.2026 21:12 👍 2870 🔁 532 💬 133 📌 480

I just heard that some furries are jerking off to weird, objectionable stuff. Be careful!

25.02.2026 02:57 👍 1252 🔁 274 💬 15 📌 3

Skibbity dance

11.03.2026 22:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The furry holy grail is currently up for auction on ebay www.ebay.com/itm/25739277...

11.03.2026 21:54 👍 13 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

I'm just here trying to do some work from home and then this thing suddenly starts acting up. Before I know it, it's stretching out my pants and splashing cum all over my desk.

*sigh* Just another casual Tuesday really.. Wait, why is it still getting bigger....?

Art by martindosent @ Twitter.

10.06.2025 20:25 👍 1878 🔁 385 💬 14 📌 3

Gonna walk ted then I’ll be working some

11.03.2026 21:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey y'all, I'm so sick I haven't really left the floor. My body has been so sore I haven't really been able to cook or do anything.

If you wanna shoot me a lil tip for some food or sick meds it's much appreciated 🥺

Venmo & other tipping links here 👇
RavenRipley.carrd.co

11.03.2026 06:00 👍 22 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1

Biffo goes to the shoe store and decides to buy a gigantic pair of clown shoes. BIFFO: These are just what I want!

Beano #1632, October 27, 1973

11.03.2026 21:11 👍 203 🔁 64 💬 5 📌 12

REM sleep

25.11.2024 14:43 👍 3420 🔁 882 💬 10 📌 5

Subscribestar banned drawing of Robert Downy Jr dressed as a sexy clown

11.03.2026 20:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Subscribestar banned drawing of Robert Downy Jr dressed as a sexy clown

11.03.2026 20:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My retirement plan:

11.03.2026 19:36 👍 131 🔁 31 💬 2 📌 0

WHAT 👏 DO 👏 WE 👏 WANT 👏 FROM 👏 CHAPTER 👏 2⁉️

25.02.2026 19:12 👍 490 🔁 102 💬 12 📌 1

. @sabbycoyote.bsky.social trying to stop me from running age of sigmar spam lists

11.03.2026 20:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Supporting me to join the Discord server might be mandatory

11.03.2026 18:20 👍 266 🔁 37 💬 4 📌 0

me playing aos bringing dice for ratling guns

11.03.2026 20:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

11.03.2026 20:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He looks like the nes SimCity guy

11.03.2026 19:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHAT IS THE CHARGE?

DRAWING ANIMAL KNEES?

SUCCULENT ANIMAL KNEES?

11.03.2026 11:12 👍 1423 🔁 428 💬 11 📌 2

Am I officially a grey muzzle now?

🎨: @tailgrip.bsky.social

10.03.2026 16:06 👍 312 🔁 73 💬 20 📌 0

11.03.2026 18:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Allergies are ass

11.03.2026 18:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This speaks for itself

10.03.2026 21:04 👍 838 🔁 257 💬 14 📌 14

I goon to Spore frequently

11.03.2026 16:28 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

!!EGG!!!

11.03.2026 04:21 👍 184 🔁 30 💬 3 📌 0

I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

09.03.2026 19:17 👍 4165 🔁 3094 💬 27 📌 31

mar10

11.03.2026 07:37 👍 466 🔁 84 💬 12 📌 0

the artist's feral coyote sona propping up a skateboard with its front paws, wearing sunglasses, a diaper, and a backwards baseball cap in primary colors. it has a surly, defiant expression. the text over the image reads: CALL THE COPS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK #abdl #diaperedferal #diaperfur

we have a diapered feral over 30, repeat, a diapered feral over 30, requesting backup, over [kzzzzshhht]

26.02.2026 04:53 👍 807 🔁 198 💬 12 📌 2

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