sage

all kirked up with nowhere to go

When trans people were desperately trying to tell us that the fascism & violence that is forced on them is indicative of the fascism & violence that will be forced on all of us, media figures & liberal politicians were bending to the will of fascists & fucking bickering about "fairness in sports".

new belt #newbelt

('Hero's Journey', and the Lesson of 'Lesson Plan', have been vandalized. It now says 'FOUR MILLION DOLLARS Plan.') (We begin our four million dollar journey on the top hemisphere of a circle: the "Known World". The right quarter, once labeled 'SEPARATION', has been slashed by a bright red line. The space is now labeled "call to FOUR MILLON DOLLARS!!!!!".) (A huge brick of text dominates Step 1 of the journey:) "Call to four m- how do i make the text smalle- i figured it out" Step 2. Supernatural Aid/Mentor - AWSOME Step 3. Supernatural Aid/Mentor teaches me how to go thru walls (We have arrived at the bottom hemisphere of the journey. Formerly the 'Unknown World', it has been scribbled on to make it into another 'known World'. Below that, we find that we are now in the dangerous "Enemies World" as well.) Step 4. New Enemies and ('Allies' is scratched out) Enemies and Enemies [Road of KILLING ENEMIES] Step 5. Ordeal: Supernatural Aid/Mentor BETRAYAL (Below this, "Creative Educator (tm)" is scratched out. In the corner of the desecrated logo, it reads 'dont care abot that'.) Step 6. Death of the Mentor and Enemies Step 7. Battle with the Brother Step 8. Death of the Brother ('Temptation' scratched out) Step 9. Supernatural Brother ('Road Back' scratched out) (We're back at the top hemisphere, on the left side now. 'RETURN' is scratched out, replaced with 'i go thru a wall'.) Step 10. Ultimate Reward (Unchanged, other than being vertically stretched) Step 11. Master of Two Worlds: Supernatural and BattleDeath Step 12. fOUR MILLION DOLLARS

the heros journey 2: the new plan

i’m going to try really hard to use this app

blue sky

Sam, this is Die-Hardman. I'm sure you've heard of the Hokey Pokey by now. If you'd like to try it yourself, you can start by putting your right arm in and then taking your right arm out. Be warned though, if you put your right arm back in, you WILL have to shake it all about.

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no it’s like 🫸 🫷 this big

im built different

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaH!

i forgot this website exists

oh man these are GOOD

ash is 100% correct and if you need any proof go take a look at what your account auto-filters with the default bsky content moderation. i’m sorry but “rude” is such an arbitrary descriptor and auto-filtering it is wild

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

It’s my cashapp code. $FleurWizard

Hey can someone send me money so I can uber to work tomorrow? My car just broke down and I’m a half hour away from home I just need to get there to get my work clothes and then get to work tomorrow morning plz help.

Bluesky devs if you can hear me PLEASE add circles, it’s like field of dreams but instead of a baseball field it’s Twitter circles and instead of ghosts it’s my oomfs

Your stepdad coming into the kitchen and drinking your juice box after absolutely destroying your mom’s meat locker.

it IS pretty funny that there were all of those anonymous quotes from executives being like "we'll see how strong these writers are when there's no CHRISTMAS this year!!!" and then they immediately lost $500 million and caved before October

john kramer will sometimes flick an image on the screen about where the victim is supposed to look for their key and it will look like this

Doctor Worm playing his drums and getting into it, singing "Good Morning, how are you?" while we watch him twirl the stick

The drawing is old but Doctor Worm is timeless. The greatest song ever written.
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Ayla the cavewoman from Chrono Trigger saying to a girl character, “You strong, too! Ayla like strong person! Man, woman, both like!”

You wanna talk bicons, she better be on your list

lee harvey oswald: *in the book depository* this is for what you did to that bay full of innocent pigs

one of the many scenes from The Bear where the main character is shouting. i think this is the scene where he's yelling the word "caulk" over and over again. caulk.

If you just fuckin listen I'm - I'm explaining how to post alright. You gotta be horny - not too horny don't get really horny, just regular horny. You gotta fuckin post replies. All day. Every day just reply. Be kind of horny be fuckin funny and re - no shut the fuck up I'm - I'm telling you just r-

what if you cum and it makes you barf

can i tweet about wanting to kill myself on here without getting suspended

caaaall me a safe bet i’m betting i’m not

hollowing out a CRT TV and sucking dick thru it