MarcusVulpes

Fellow 90's Windows brethren and sisters, a moment, if you please

Right now, somewhere in America, Waynemark is at his local courthouse with change-of-name forms in hand and an increased sense of urgency

Toto - Georgy Porgy (Official Video) YouTube video by TotoVEVO

3am ear worm

youtu.be/EWIgEtkE3GA?...

Millennials realizing they lived through 3 recessions, 4 stock market crashes, and their jobs replaced by AI, all before turning 43.

A digital sign in a snowy landscape displays two messages: "DO NOT LET MOOSE" and "LICK YOUR CAR."

Don’t let hippos sniff mopeds
Or a deer chew your bike
Hide big wheels from gators
They know what they like
Geese love to rub rowboats
Ducks will tickle your van
Rabbits snuggle with tractors
Whenever they can
Squirrels smooch skateboards
If a door’s left ajar
And whatever you do

a man in a suit and tie is standing with his hands folded ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing with his hands folded

Sometimes I find myself thinking "what could be better than a warm, happy cat curled up on my lap?"

Then I begin mentally answering with a seemingly endless list, until the inevitable sobbing makes the cat, now bored of the drama, jump away...

As it is, as it ever shall be.

When you have cats, you're never lonely in the bathroom.

The State of the Union: the president is a corrupt demented sex criminal who tried to overthrow the constitution.

The US men’s hockey team can fuck all the way off

Peter Gabriel - Solsbury Hill (Music Video), Full HD (Remastered and AI Upscaled) YouTube video by Enhanced Music Videos

49 years ago, tomorrow, Peter Gabriel released his first eponymous album

Solsbury Hill remains one of my go-to's when I'm in a rut

youtu.be/UHIABYwea_o?...

I'll be in the crowd of fans yelling "SQUALL!" and waving my mittens-on-strings 🤘🏼

when the 8yo kids put on a play at school and the parents have to tell them what a good job they've done

Hamlet (1996) - "To Be or Not To Be" scene [1080p] YouTube video by Screen Themes

But soft now...
youtu.be/ykmFhdoiLCw?...

What's the political way to call bullshit?

THIS 👇 HERE......

i don’t want impeachment, i want (redacted)

When politicians and pundits say "lower case D democrat" it's even more poignant isn't it?
This hardly feels like a working democracy anymore, since the techbro/other election interference, the outright attempts at rigging the upcoming midterms & beyond, and Citizens United -enabled corruption
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a blue bear is sitting on a toilet holding a roll of toilet paper . ALT: a blue bear is sitting on a toilet holding a roll of toilet paper .

As we age our spirit animals shift

"President's Day is a great opportunity to honor our nation's leaders"

Yeah, THAT'S not happening this year

it’s called a british gentleman’s cane because chapstick was taken

a man in a suit and tie is smiling and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and making a funny face .

Well done 👊🏼

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

Congratulations, well done! And thank you

The subtle, beautiful irony of him being taken down by a woman

Again

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