I wrote about scoring goals, and how the perception of Arsenal as the instigators of the set-piece trend is wide of the mark.
Have a read.
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I wrote about scoring goals, and how the perception of Arsenal as the instigators of the set-piece trend is wide of the mark.
Have a read.
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When you have the chance, please take the time to watch Harrison Ford's remarkable, beautiful Life Achievement Award acceptance speech. #ActorAwards
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This is a perfect summary of what’s happening right now. For DECADES we’ve ben told we’re too soft, DECADES. They maimed our players & told us to man up. We give it back now & we’re still not good enough. Well fuck ‘em. Up the Arsenal!
This is a perfect summary of what’s happening right now. For DECADES we’ve ben told we’re too soft, DECADES. We sort that out & we’re still not good enough, well fuck ‘em. Up the Arsenal.
They’re barely even trying. Bristol Bar in Glasgow much more restrained a few years back.
I forgot to post this photo of a local pub whose wholehearted commitment to commemorating Remembrance Sunday extended to erecting a Cenotaph on the roof
No, you don't need more storage. You need fewer clothes
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![[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point].
1
CUSTOMER:
Hi - I’m afraid this isn’t what I ordered
2
McDONALDS EMPLOYEE:
Number 187?
CUSTOMER:
Yes
3
CUSTOMER:
Maybe I pressed the wrong thing?
I just ordered one strawberry milkshake.
4
EMPLOYEE:
Oh - yeah sorry
5
EMPLOYEE:
The milkshake machine’s not working.
6
EMPLOYEE:
The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage.
7
CUSTOMER:
Is that a new flavour?
EMPLOYEE:
Yeah
8
[We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter]
EMPLOYEE:
If you look inside, there’s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage.
9
[Customer looks inside the cup]
10
[Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup]
CUSTOMER:
So there is
11
CUSTOMER:
Is that something people want, then?
EMPLOYEE:
No! No, not at all.
12
EMPLOYEE:
It just keeps happening when we press banana.
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[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point]. 1 CUSTOMER: Hi - I’m afraid this isn’t what I ordered 2 McDONALDS EMPLOYEE: Number 187? CUSTOMER: Yes 3 CUSTOMER: Maybe I pressed the wrong thing? I just ordered one strawberry milkshake. 4 EMPLOYEE: Oh - yeah sorry 5 EMPLOYEE: The milkshake machine’s not working. 6 EMPLOYEE: The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage. 7 CUSTOMER: Is that a new flavour? EMPLOYEE: Yeah 8 [We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter] EMPLOYEE: If you look inside, there’s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage. 9 [Customer looks inside the cup] 10 [Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup] CUSTOMER: So there is 11 CUSTOMER: Is that something people want, then? EMPLOYEE: No! No, not at all. 12 EMPLOYEE: It just keeps happening when we press banana. [ends]
why can they not just fix it
Happy 19th birthday to the Arsecast, Congrats to Tim & Jamie! 😂 (good ol’ AI)
Graham Linehan once took issue with a sketch I did and tweeted about me referring to me not by name but only as to who my boyfriend was and called me an NPC ( non player character.) It was misogynistic and his “standing up for women” schtick is baloney.
Can’t get this jam outta my head — now, you won’t be able to either. Sigh..Our Joy, through it all 🤠✊🏽
I can’t quite explain why, but this feels like a touchstone for my sense of humor: youtu.be/rgRoh2O0FmA?...
The sublimely silly sketch comedy of Sesame Street…
This is a good rule that will 100% result in an Arsenal sending off at the beginning of the season and then not be enforced again.
Arsenal 2001-02 and 2003-04
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Truer words were never spoken.
Liz, I'm confused.
Trump is such a liar.
I saw Trump give Norm the nastiest look once in the courtroom which Trump was convicted of 34 felonies!
Let this sink in.
If no one is ever going to leave you more than £1m, you are never going to pay Inheritance Tax.
If they are you will have to pay some tax on the excess over £1m.
Who'd complain about that?
Only multimillionaires like this prick and Nigel Farage.
He's getting scared he knows the mass protests are coming.
That’s right. 🇺🇦
Imagine if you took £300,000 in Benefit loans from the Government.
Then went bankrupt owing HMRC £600,000 and didn't pay a penny.
Disgraceful, you'd be in jail and on the front page of the Daily Mail.
Or you could be Rishi Sunak's wife and be immune to consequences.
King Charles who loves killing foxes, birds, and badgers has been made Patron of the RSPCA.
King Charles used his power to block a ban on Fox Hunting and to make sure it is the joke ban we currently have.
RT if the RSPCA should remove him.
