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find me on the bird app cause it’s dead as hell on here 🥲 x.com/tired_gay_?s...

ten dicks deep back into my patrick cowley shit

it’ll be hard to convince me that a bitch who mists their coffee beans with water every day has had great sex

mid day j*rk off ruined by slack notifications

all that matters from last night are the hannah and jeff wins

the way the studio winning a historic 13 emmy’s is still not enough to get me to watch that payola-coded show

having to educate a gay man as to what a “load count” is in 2025

realized i’m the loudest f*g on Figuora talking shit

not enough of you talk about Saint Etienne!

i get so feral and horny and then ruin the moment when i play The Idler Wheel…

first day in weeks that it wasn’t 1000°

why do i only see this when i look at the album cover 😭

unfortunately cannot listen to new big thief cause the album cover is so ugly

eating into my onlyfans spending by getting a criterion subscription

important to disclose that i haven’t read a book all year

every tumblr teen millennial made their personalities revolve around marie antoinette and romeo+juliet but now they care that movie “based/inspired” by a book is not true to the script.

not rolling ray!! 😭 it was supposed to be that orange baboon!

being gay is binary cause it’s just bone temple gays vs. wuthering heights gays

completely incapable of watching anything but housewives reruns… i just know i’ll go into a crazed psychosis one day

can’t believe there’s people who enjoy this LA heat

being told by coworkers every day to “ask chatgpt” whenever i have a question about anything… we’re so doomed

snl cast announcements are a big day for people i’ll never know

never thought i’d give up on watching something from the alien franchise but i cannot fathom having to listen to adults talk like children any longer

never trust a gay who spend their weekends at the neutral house in silverlake

someone talking to me at the grocery store with meta glasses, i’ll never trust a bitch with glasses again

back on this app cause i’m haunted by “chud*i” on the bird app

Aunt Gladys literally giving style rookie tea