Renko

I LOVE Disco Elysium because it portrays what it's like to feel like an utter, complete fuckup. Almost everyone feels like that at some point, but we're pressured into minimizing/forgetting it. We'd benefit from sharing our "failures" and normalizing feeling bad about ourselves

Kael Richardson

Image macro. Image is a sad looking domestic cat sitting in some grass. Upper text ["What do you do for living?"]. lower text [I do my best]

Black hat with brim with white text embroidered on it saying "Ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer"

Downloaded. Compressed. Shared.

Me: "Haha what a fun and silly little game Pokopia is I'm having such fun"

My aide rushes in: "EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK BULBASAUR"

Me: "Huh?"

My aide, sweating bullets: "BULBASAUR HAS A GYARU SPEECH PATTERN IN THE JAPANESE VERSION AND VENUSAUR GOES ARA ARA SO EVERYONE WANTS FUCK THEM."

Me: "Huh."

The Strait of Hormuz being Goatsed

Have we considered widening?

remember that when you say things about "all men" that includes mega man AND all the robot masters. so think before you speak

Prism: Quiet, nines, a ten is speaking
Malevola: I’m an eleven but continue

Ontem uma pessoa me seguiu no insta e tinha 'FMAB' na bio, ai eu "ah sim 'female to male....at birth'? Nao, pera, que sigla trans é ess- FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST BROTHERHOOD??"

FMAB o famoso terceiro gênero

I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so

O post era: "O Agente Secreto não deixa claro que se passa durante a ditadura!!!"

O diálogo que se seguiu com a autora dele:

clarice suvactor

Kal @Kaldruen Follow *Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man* "Guess that's The Last of Him." The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen • 2d Who'd win in a fight :

It Must Be Heaven To Cum While Being Buried In All These Amazing Tits

a melhor solução pro Trolley Problem™ é que se você fizer um bunnyhop dá pra no-clipar por baixo do bondinho e bugar a inteligência artificial do maquinista que aí ele não atropela ninguém. o recorde mundial atual é 43.9 segundos mas com TAS já conseguiram 39.45.

Don't worry, the President's worst impulses on war are being checked by his advisors who are afraid to tell him that the shoes he gave them are the wrong size

retvrn !!!!!!

ces tão ligados que a gente vai ter que meter no pelo pra disputar a eleição de 2040 né?

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eu lendo vcs falarem do reality deve ser o que vcs sentem lendo eu falando de mangá 'nossa a dona Piruleta e o Fufu quebraram tudo na prova do catapimbas agora vamos ver o q a Joellysie vai dizer no Farofão'

esse tal de pelo deve ser muito atraente do jeito que todos vocês querem meter nele

I cannot begin to describe this mess y'all, literal impossible task. Okay fuck it uuuuuhhhh Morrowind screenshot with lots of popups, maps, inventory screens, health bars, none of which make any sense. There's a lot of things that say Beef. There's a secret star wars Lego brick floating and an ascended sleeper trying to get it i guess? Some stuff is upside down, or replaced with images of ben quadinaros or donkey from shrek.

this is what playing morrowind feels like

O SUS sendo responsável por muito mais do que UBS e UPA e o pessoal ainda fica nessa 💀 só o calendário básico de vacinação já mata o argumento, fora a vigilância sanitária, fiscalização hospitalar e laboratorial, hemocentros, o SNT, SAMU, centro de controle de zoonoses, e por aí vai.