Nicole

How lovely of you @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com

This is a radical idea but has the government tried going one week without committing an act of radical self harm?

Here we go again

What exactly are they going to do about it?!

Oh yay you listened to me!! You absolutely must, must do a day trip to the grenadines while there!

What

To be fair in the video of him speaking he really doesn’t sound upper class at all

Bluesky - You won’t believe what the UKs defence attaché to the UAE is??

Sandy Sandilands! They send him to the land of sand!

It's fascinating how Starmer talks about hard choices, not offering the politics of easy answers, will shroud-wave when it is *not* true, but is clearly incapable of delivering a serious 'so, the global backdrop has got much much worse' speech.

More and more stupid or Rachel Reeves and Labour to have gone into the election promising no tax raises eg reversing hunts cut to NI. Bloody idiots

Very reassuring indeed /s/

This is really quite funny from Tim Stanley (if it wasn’t so serious) “the antiwar conservatives just had our annual meeting in a phone box” 😂😂😂. Were you there @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk

More alerts

#iranwar
#dubai

Day 9 or the Iran war and alerts are going off again
#dubai

👋 Good morning

I’m in Dubai. No cobwebs here

Pretty sure they are ours :)

You've got to be kidding me...

A lot of fighter jets in the sky, which I guess is somewhat reassuring

Day 8 of the Iran war and Iran has started lobbing more misiles and drones at uae and Bahrain right now so no the IRGC are not controlled by the President

Not sure about Bahrain but I know UAE and Saudi have been clear that they will not allow their airspace/ sea/territory to be used since the beginning

Irans president apologises to neighbouring countries and says Iran wont attack us unless we attack them. Not sure if the IRGC knows because another explosion in Bahrain

Day 8 of the Iran war from Dubai.

Bahrain seems to be taking a lot. My best friend is there alone and terrified at the number of explosions plus there are riots

Ok so I see people are getting Grok to roast public figures. He must be headed for reprogramming soon. Still I think I’m in love

Why is every Labour Minister/ MP wearing blue on TV? Reeves, Mahmoud and the woman in politics live. Seems odd.

I just don’t believe this story in the Times that Gulf states are disappointed with the UK for not initially allowing their airbases to be used to attack Iran. It’s exactly the same position as the Gulf States who are refusing to allow their bases/ waters to be used

Will we be getting an update from your dad soon. Asking for a UAE resident :)

I mean just the numbers the FCDO says have registered at 130k shows a very significant proportion of residents are filling in the form. There’s no way near that many tourists here.

Most UK expats I know have filled in the form. These people are idiots and a suspect few and far between.