Ok but what about those of us with NO ass anymore? No one wants to see that.
11.03.2026 18:36
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I’m still working on making mine presentable
11.03.2026 16:44
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The world is going to shit and social contracts still expect small talk. Aren't we suffering enough?
11.03.2026 15:16
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You are not prepared for the difference that machine is going to make to his life and personality (positive)
11.03.2026 14:02
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The thing about it is you come at it afraid of it you have to throw yourself into it
11.03.2026 04:23
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Americans should boycott its owners
11.03.2026 04:22
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Flavour
11.03.2026 04:14
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I find they each add their own unique flavor
11.03.2026 04:12
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I could do that, but I’d finish a book a year.
11.03.2026 04:12
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With which holes?
11.03.2026 04:10
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Are you ready to feel old it’s Monday at 928am
11.03.2026 04:08
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The shoes are a constant reminder of what he has on them
11.03.2026 04:06
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Add a letter, ruin a song
When Droves Cry
11.03.2026 03:46
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Dear god I ache to be one of you people
11.03.2026 02:27
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Ever finish a book in bed? Fucking amazing shit.
11.03.2026 02:15
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Sorry, I suddenly remembered how the video for Mr. Jones smelled
11.03.2026 02:11
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It’s fun to have fun
11.03.2026 02:08
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Holy shit I carried this around w me like a bible for years.
11.03.2026 01:53
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For some reason I suddenly thought of Daisy Fuentes?
11.03.2026 01:51
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New ideas, kids going places
11.03.2026 00:39
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You’re not alone. 🫂
11.03.2026 00:38
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For those who remember it, we are in the CoffeeHouse era of American politics
11.03.2026 00:35
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If you can an erection that pill might’ve been mine
11.03.2026 00:27
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I hope you kicked his dick hard enough to make him tear up
11.03.2026 00:26
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Being a human dildo is actually very high up on the fulfillment chart compared to most things you can get paid to do. Which is why I’ve done it so often for free.
11.03.2026 00:23
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I want it in writing
I owe you nothing
11.03.2026 00:20
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My body understands but you couldn’t pay me a billion dollars to be as stupid as I was 15 years ago again
11.03.2026 00:19
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10.03.2026 03:42
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09.03.2026 23:28
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This what you say to a teacher the day before the report is due if you haven’t read the book.
09.03.2026 22:48
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