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one of life's great pleasures is sucking upon a lozenge of any kind. get dissolved idiot

getting hoisted by your own petard probably feels really good for like a second

going back in time to tell myself not to worry about everything so much because we're going to do "make america healthy again" next. and then when I ask if that means we get healthcare I get to see my own reaction to finding out about the tallow

does anybody know when our blood is supposed to stop boiling lol

spigot: I CAN BARELY AFFORD MY DAILY FIVE HUNDRED EGGS

"EGG(S)" https://bonequest.com/9451

A songbird with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's head.

mods are asleep, post bird

damn. I guess that kind of gag is more of a Seth MacFarlane thing, also maybe Simpsons-core like Sneed's etc

can you pls confirm whether this store was called "Britches & Hose" because a search for that only gets a result from Family Guy. I cannot let the Mandela Effect win here

"he drives fast" OK so do I, and it's not even my job!

I wonder how many dystopian story concepts have been thrown out by creatives recently because they went from "too on the nose" to "just what's literally already happening" real quick

excellent work, everyone. now all we have to do is slam the door shut on this place before anyone's dad or uncle finds it

imagine waking up one day to find yourself conscripted by The Onion because they just bought INFOWARS and need to re-staff the whole site with people who never, ever lie online

reusing an old post just ignore that red part

nice fishing rod loser, where'd you get that piece of garbage? Dick's Sporting Bads?

honestly scared of the person who needs that much timeline slammed in their cortex all at once

anybody need a bluesky invite

I think that one guy everybody was clowning on was just farming engagement (because he offered to 'reinstall and try again if this gets 100 likes') but it's something I've known other people to do and it's just embarrassing

(over a speaker so loud it makes the windows rattle)
CAN I PET YOUR CAT. CMERE. PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS

A Grey cat perched on the end of a dresser.

Behold the face of a criminal who broke into the fridge while I was at work and ate five strips of bacon.

I am honored to finally be on the one true platform for gamers