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thinking of making this my pinned skeet
O'Henry level twist ending here
sir, how dare you
ten hour day. just got home. blerrrrrgh.
also, in this week of Spring Forward, WHY WAS I WIDE AWAKE BEFORE 5 AM? I DIDNT WAKE UP THAT EARLY BY CLOCK OR SUN LAST WEEK. WTF?!
I got a very cheap, very basic cappucino machine delivered on Sunday—hadn’t had one before—and I think that was a good choice for the first work week of Daylight Saving. I am going to need every last drop of that marvelous concentrated caffeination to make it to Friday.
it’s all so stupid
Saw someone on Threads say "there's going to be an ammonia shortage, we can't grow food without it!" and a reply saying "we import all our food...we'll be fine" and it's so cute when everyone is dumb and wrong for different reasons!
i dunno. the less venture capitalists say on social media, the better.
Honestly I need historians to be the plaintiffs in every case I cover because if they make it to discovery you just KNOW those primary sources are going public.
Exhibit A: The American Historical Association uploading video depos of the DOGE bros to YouTube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkCz...
I am too old to be fiddling with clocks and adjusting to new hours
my body has had it today
THIS is the take on LLMs and the job market. They can probably do some jobs, which will worsen millions of people's lives. But much more than that, people who don't understand your job will assume that it is worthless, even more than they already do.
Let me tell you something. Y’all are asking too many damn questions at every point of sale. I have to leave a comment, make a suggestion, donate to a charity, choose a method of payment three times and then multiple choice of ways to get a receipt.
Take the damn money and leave me alone.
I ruin dinner parties
app recommendations welcome!
silver linings!
Yes we are heading to ruin but I can still appreciate a pun in a headline
really enjoying "The Romans: A 2,000-year History" by Edward J. Watts
fair, and damning
You may say that I’m a dreamer, but I’m not
Text saying "You've read your last free article."
Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:
what baton would that be, exactly?
now Rebecca, I absolutely love watching my retirement account vanish in real time!
they asked ChatGPT
Is this good?
man tomorrow’s gonna suck
(I’m actually fine and none of this will change my retirement plans, but it is an absolute disaster for the whole world for a lot of reasons. so dark humor will have to do.)
can’t wait to see what the futures markets do today. retirement sounds boring anyhow 🙃
I think about Borg and Q a lot these days…