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For legal purposes, I am a joke. (KCMO) Band names: https://bit.ly/EvolBands

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a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket is sitting in front of a lamp in a room . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket is sitting in front of a lamp in a room .
12.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a brown suit is sitting on a couch and making a funny face . Alt: Jeff Goldblumnsaying "phew"
12.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus, I just now read this and almost spiraled into oblivion. "No it can't only be Wednesday!"

12.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

We were talking last night about being conditioned that that song meant bed time!

12.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I was honored to be the one to get to tell them the title of the theme song.

12.03.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's awful πŸ˜‚

12.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We had at least 5 roofing companies come to the door today.

12.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œβ€¦one man shouted at city leaders before police pulled him out of the room. β€˜It will be your fault when people die at this facility.’ β€œ

11.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't know why we're posting this but yes

11.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This whole story is WILD. 100+ people??

11.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I approve

11.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey did you know you don’t need permission from others to be a cool helpful person? you can just show up to gatherings with a pack of water bottles or whatever other resources you’ll know you’ll need and are happy to share. you don’t like need to belong to an organization to share stuff & be helpful

11.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today!! It’s the last chance to stop Leavenworth city council from approving CoreCivic’s concentration camp! All my homies hate concentration camps and love telling off dumbass electeds, so come on out!

10.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

How dare you besmirch the work of Judy Jetson and Jet Screamer

10.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hm?

10.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have but it's been decades! Why was there never a live action Jetsons movie? I want a Hanna-Barbera-verse.

10.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Who up bam-bamming they pebbles?

10.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out that song is from the second episode. They came out of the gate hard.

10.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jetson's deep cut?

10.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As long as you don't feel it too much. Then it's no longer petty.

10.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She eep-opp on my ork til I ah-ah.

10.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

cropdusting in the TSA line is praxis

10.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's the most serious petty crime, I wonder

10.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

What kind?

10.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They did WHAT?

10.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you find this?

10.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait how do I not remember you breaking your tailbone??

09.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

08.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 7767 πŸ” 2349 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 45

Goodwill prices are so insane. I just saw a basic flower pot for $13. Used. At Goodwill. I talked to a guy next to me about the prices and he said "well maybe they caught on!" GOODWILL IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A FOR-PROFIT BILLION DOLLAR PRICE GOUGING BUSINESS. THAT WAS NEVER THE POINT OF GOODWILL.

07.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Impressive! Happy bitrthday!

08.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0