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she/her. Childhood Cancer Survivor. Q (like from Star Trek 🀣). Wife. Domestic Engineer. Farmer in Appalachia. Proud Aunty. 5-time Grandma in my 30’s. Absurdist. Dogmom. Polyam. Knitter. Excavator.

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Automatically rehydrate your water powder with some H20 and then you’ll really be cooking!

14.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happiness is not a state of being, it’s moments, people! It is really this simple to not be a total piece of shit human.

14.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have the ability to talk or converse or chat with almost anyone via the internet all over the world. Why do we spend so much of that in hate and bullying, I’ll never understand.

11.03.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Parental abandonment solidarity πŸ’œβ€οΈπŸ’œβ€οΈπŸ’œ for me, it’s my Dad. I hear you.

11.03.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A knitted baby blanket lays across the back of a dark blue leather couch. The blanket shows vertical stripes of variated color, a sea foam green, a dark muted purple, and a bright deep blue. My wife compared it to the Matrix loading screen from the movie, and it does look kind of digital.
It measures 4 feet long by 2 feet wide.

A knitted baby blanket lays across the back of a dark blue leather couch. The blanket shows vertical stripes of variated color, a sea foam green, a dark muted purple, and a bright deep blue. My wife compared it to the Matrix loading screen from the movie, and it does look kind of digital. It measures 4 feet long by 2 feet wide.

I’m pleased with myself. I set out to knit a baby blanket before we left the grandkids, and I finished last night. Not bad for 15 days :D.
This one is for my grandson, born a month ago. #KnitSky

08.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s very Modern Family esque, really.

06.03.2026 07:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A regular amount is 5 hours on repeat on a high school road trip, right? 🀣

05.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i thought sex offenders weren’t supposed to live in government housing

26.02.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 7935 πŸ” 1265 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

a grandma to 5 little humans, and it means the world to me. I’m thanking them everyday that they let me be in their children’s lives as RaRa. I’m insanely blessed and grateful.

26.02.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m probably not grateful enough, but I’ll keep trying to share my appreciation with the fact that I got to skip parenthood and go right to grandparenthood. My wife is 25 years older than me. Both of her kids are older than me. I’ve never tried to be their Mom. I’m their Dad’s wife. But I get to be

26.02.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A knitted blanket of 3 feet long by 2 feet wide is laid across the back of a grey couch. The colors used alternate and make 4 vertical bars. First and third stripes are a blend of various pinks and purple, second and fourth stripes are a mute pink somewhat salmon in shade.
The blanket also covers some children’s books, but the titles aren’t very legible.

A knitted blanket of 3 feet long by 2 feet wide is laid across the back of a grey couch. The colors used alternate and make 4 vertical bars. First and third stripes are a blend of various pinks and purple, second and fourth stripes are a mute pink somewhat salmon in shade. The blanket also covers some children’s books, but the titles aren’t very legible.

I guess here is as good as anywhere, to share my knitting projects.
This blanket was for my granddaughter.

24.02.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aaahh!!! Real Housewives of Nickelodeon!

24.02.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s much easier to not talk about politics when you’re not the target. Which is silly, because eventually, they come for us all.

22.02.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m extremely disappointed in the lack of merchandise that I would hilariously call β€œButte Stuff” in Montana….like, really???

20.02.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Colossal is great and weird and deep. And Anne Hatheway!

18.02.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rest in Power, Reverend β€οΈπŸ’œπŸŒˆ

17.02.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really wish my paternal parental unit hadn’t turned into a bootlicker, but here we are… πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

11.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is. I don’t normally jump on the bandwagon, but when it’s a gay bandwagon that promotes so much goodness? I’m on my 5th rewatch as well πŸ™ƒ

11.02.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

New favorite Olympian name, Femke Kok, woman speed skater from the Netherlands, pronounced exactly as you’d think 🀣

Best commentary β€œNo one can approach the time of Kok” ☠️

09.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like we knew how completely absurd we would react to something like this, forever Cassandra complex πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

09.02.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But they’re my emotional support gay hockey books/shows…..#HeatedRivalry is one of the few good and okay things right now.

07.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I find the fountain of energy that’s not made of cocaine or caffeine, i’ll let you know β€οΈπŸ’œβ€οΈπŸ’œ

05.02.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I dared to walk my fields yesterday, they are all wrong angles, and every square inch of my body’s fascia is screaming today….#ChronicPain

04.02.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#BibliophileForever

04.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Harold and Maude (1971) is the ONLY good movie from the 1970’s that I can think of. Wife and I agree that everything else is bad or cult.
But then I haven’t see every movie from that decade. Does anyone know any others that are objectively good?

04.02.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This feels like Holocaust Part 2, but we get the added horror of being forced to read Anne Frank’s diary in middle school and now social media is everybody seeing and reading everyone’s own personal Anne Frank’s diary…..what a time to be alive…..

03.02.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope I live long enough to watch the televised version of this century’s Nuremberg Trials Re-enactment. A gal can dream 🫠

03.02.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get one compression sock on. Winning! 5-10 business days later, I can get the 2nd one on. #ChronicPain #NEISvoid

01.02.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Catherine O’Hara 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

31.01.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg that is an honor 😍

28.01.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0