Mike Blizman

I live in Dearborn, Michigan, which is Ground Zero for this hate barrage, and has been since September 11th. And I'm tired of it

And Dearborn is tired of it

And my love shall ne'er be smothered by condensed mushroom soup!

Lukewarm take: Shaun is the worst of those and At worlds end is the best

That's the opportunity cost of telltale freshness.

That, and firmness.

Otherwise, your family thinks all you did was open a can of Libby's.

It's the appearance of love.

This disturbs me, because I live in Dearborn Michigan. Which is seemingly Ground Zero for the MAGA propaganda wheel of hate

Either that or talking them through Ye Olde hard drive defragmentation

It's the kind of comfort food where at holidays, your Mom or Aunt will complain about how it didn't turn out this year, because the stove was too small, or there wasn't enough cabbage or dumplings and you have to spend the next 3 hours assuring them it's as fantastic as it always is.

Mostly sour cream based sauces and green peppers and paprika

I hear you. I'm Hungarian, which is not about spiciness per se, but my neighborhood growing up was predominantly Hispanic and now I live in a predominantly Middle Eastern Enclave.

My spicy varies from most everyone else's spicy.

#SNL I don't know about anyone else, but it's very disconcerting to actually be seeing Gorillaz right now.

I came here to say almost literally this. I have cerebral palsy with left side dexterity issues, so whenever I can get auto aim, that's for me. And this game definitely looks like my bag.

At risk of repeating my response to one of your previous posts...

Apparently, Acme products work

Why does everyone around him continue to let him act like his name is Preston or Hayden and he's doing whatever the hell he wants at the Red Robin while customers look on in horror and his mom just talks about how precocious he is?

He's the goddamn president of the United States.

Lose the hat, ass

"But I'm not paralyzed. I have cerebral palsy."

"Oh, wait... you were born this way?"

"Yes."

"Oh, I'm sorry... But you totally behave like you were in an accident at some point in your life."

Yesterday, I had a nurse who was not my regular home care nurse, ask me about anything new I'd like to report...

I've been having a good deal of nerve pain in my hip and thigh for the past several days, and I told her so.

"That's Phantom Pain. Your brain is remembering when you felt your legs."

This is a trick because we all know terfs have no reason, nor desire to read awesome material.

Okay, I guess we have to go over this one more time:

It's not ponytails,
or cottontails...

But Ducktales

To this, I can only remind people that Trump misunderstands the art of the deal because he paid someone else to ghostwrite it...

Plus, I don't think Trump knows how to read.

Last night, I watched Super Mario Bros (1993) with friends who had never seen it.

Tomorrow night, I'm thinking Howard the Duck is in order.

For the record, I don't like Super Mario Bros.

But I do love Howard the Duck and I don't care what anyone says.

@tlecaque.bsky.social

You were right about Marty Supreme. I would have left the theater, except it was in my house, so I just turned it off and left the room.

It was one of the worst movie experiences I have ever had, and that includes watching the monstrosity of the movie that is the Box

I'd like to give a personal thanks to @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social for assuring the masses last night that there is, in fact, no Ray-Ban killer out there.

No one can tell this asshat to take his ball cap off?

He's not an adorable tyke on the autism spectrum doing his own thing at a Red Robin restaurant...

He's the president of the goddamn United States

So, what you're saying is, sometimes Acme products work?

His base thought he said: "No more Wars."

Turns out, the FIFA World Cup Peace Prize recipient was actually saying: "Know more wars"!

That would definitely be something my mother would do

Are restaurants not used to getting compliment calls?

Whenever I get food delivery from a new restaurant that is particularly awesome, I always call them and tell them so...

Virtually every time, the person on the phone is shocked that I took the time to do this.

I'm not gay either but I just want to rip my shirt off and eat a raw bear until its blood makes my chest glisten with the juices of satisfaction and manhood

@julesette.bsky.social I started following you, and read your bio, and now I just want to tell you that for years now, the accidental discovery of a radio station/website in New Jersey has brought this Detroiter so much joy and obscure knowledge that he's never been the same.

Thanks for all that.

Yes, isn't it bad enough they can't do tongue twisters, or successfully wish you Merry Christmas??

They can't even see
a campy horror movie about snakes until Anaconda comes out!?

No good could come from that!

What is the etiquette on leaving an apparently abandoned televisit with my doctor?

I was in there 15 minutes beforehand, as I was told to be, and a half an hour later, I was left still looking only at myself, with a message promising that my provider would join shortly...

He did not join.