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You could shock a few monkeys with that thing.
If you’ve written an article or made a doc about art forgery: Front of the line!
The X Files sure feels different in our modern context.
A registered letter brought by this guy? With the music going?
Sweet Lady Bell needs to get on the horn to Jason Simon.
youtu.be/z9se1Y5Bpb4?...
I can only get information in the absolute fastest possible way not a second can be wasted, this is what civilization depends on
*turns on Joe Rogan talking for 3 hours to Carrot Top about how AI can make a song that sounds like 50 Cent is singing the Beatles*
The thicc white duke.
My great grandfather was a switchman and also got hit by a train. It was a problem! His descendants uncharitably said he did like to drink, implying he must bear some of the blame along with the train. On his behalf I reject this.
Answer a fundamental question of existence or admit the help page on my website is alive
All the way at the other end of the scale…
youtu.be/p6xMOTjLIaY?...
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Here’s a good one that you will probably recognize.
The Who’s from Whoville all on their elaborate noise making contraptions from How the grinch stole Christmas Horns, drums, trains, cymbals, you name it
Tom Waits recording Bone Machine
(1992)
I did the audiobooks. Excellent, uncomplicated listening when you are occupied with some other physical task.
Well, I kinda didn’t want to know who it was from The Expanse, ignorance being bliss and all. But I looked it up anyway.
Joss Whedon dialog makes me stabby-angry. Absolutely loathe it.
I don’t know, but it’s a cousin to the floppy little string tie Segovia would wear.
I like that Ellington cannot be bothered to put down his smoke.
Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.
@malaclypse.bsky.social: It’s that unsurprising number again.
Big Gerard Depardieu fans?
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
I think we used to call this “corporate rock.” A successful rebranding.
Every time I hear Pete Hegseth is squabbling with Anthropic, I think they’re talk about Anthropologie, and I wonder if that wispy peasant dress he bought to go see Sara McLachlan didn’t hold up after three washings and they keep telling him the label clearly says “ dry clean only”
Redemption for the best hoopty I ever owned. 🫡
Some bullet points that I post from time to time. My answer to a reader who asked me: what could our journalists do NOW to break with some of their more corrosive habits.
And if you don’t wear glasses, put a pair on.
In our last house there was a workman’s bathroom in the basement and RULE ONE of basement bathroom is to take off your glasses before entering. That could work in this case too.
I’m not really a White Sox fan anymore, but this fun, historical hat has been off the menu for 10 years now
Go, already. Just... go.
Jesus. That’s felony level speeding in some jurisdictions.
The fun thing is that this works, at least on your coworkers, whether the camera exists or not. 🥷