Goblin

What are the fucking odds dude this was so fun amd made my whole week

It’s always a good sign when your mechanic friend takes a look at your car and as soon as you start it up he says “holy fuck”

Crazy how fast a good mood can come crashing down

In one of my moms “favorite pictures” of me I’m wearing a shirt that says “cum dumpster” 💀

I’ve been in this job for 3 1/2 years and today I finally broke down and cried in the bathroom so how’s everyone else’s day going?

I’ve spent so many hours going through my TikTok saves trying to save all the products and ideas I have on there so when it gets banned I don’t lose everything and it’s EXHAUSTING. WHY can’t I keep my fun little app??? This place SUCKS

My husband and I have owned stardew valley for 7 days and we’ve put more than 25 hours into the game. We both work full time and haven’t had a single overlapping day off together

Made the bedroom all cozy and lit candles to play stardew valley in bed with my husband but we ended up having sex instead 😬

Me: Instagram is bad for your mental health and you should delete it in 2025
Also me: *goes on a spree following all of the absolute HOTTEST women I can find*

Being off hormonal birth control is literally crazy, why am I in HEAT one week a month this is getting out of hand

I honestly think 2024 was one of the worst years I’ve had in a long long time. Nothing bad even really happened so idk why I feel that way but looking back it feels like such a waste

I’m getting so fucking burnt out on everything. Christmas was a nice break but waking up to normal life this morning was really a punch in the gut

Christmas

Look at me out here reading stuff

I got to hang out with my bestie a few times even though I live in a different state 💕 I read over 70 books and had my highest earning year at my job since I started

I can tell I’m PMSing bc I’m at a bar after 1 Long Island thinking about how I can’t go home for Christmas and I’m about to burst into tears

Welp I tried

Casual yap sess with my girlfriend

If “top songs of 2024” then why so many skips???

I got both these too! 🖤 you and me

Spotify wrapped plus statsforspotify bc I feel like that’s more accurate

I wanna be the friend

Also - I made that scarf MYSELF

Yes

Golden hour at the Christmas tree farm

“On the bright side if I die today I’ll never know what it’s like to be old, unwanted, and unloved”

I’m so drained from work I was SURE I was starting my period but turns out I still have a week to go 🥲 thing are just that shitty I assumed it HAD to be hormones and not burnout

This is the work week from hell. Sometimes I wish I could be a ruthless bitch and take my managers job but the vibes would be too off and I’m too much of a peacekeeper for that shit

Is it worth the watch??