✨Shiv

yay

One time i looked up the poetry events calendar and went to a poetry reading and when i got there, it wasn’t at a cafe, it was at somebody’s apartment. Then everybody looked at me and asked me to read my poem. I told them I don’t write poetry and they all said don’t be shy

fair. angry eyebrows??

$25B data center could turn this Texas town into an RV capital The site would house employees of a massive nearby data center.

Massive West Texas RV park set to break ground, housing data center workers - Houston Chronicle
www.chron.com/news/article...

gym kitty

horse needs red eyes

y’ok there, buddy?

“9/11 Jeans” a phrase that wasn’t in my consciousness seconds ago, now will haunt me forever

babe what did you think EYE was picturing (this)(and like, travel stuff)

shout out to the writers (girlies i can only assume) who crafted the bit about 3 being the worst number of travelers on a trip, bc I did love it

imagine the 2026 eikuochat we could fashion

i think @mostlymartha.bsky.social already warned the ppl but wow this USAID ep of John Oliver is *tough* bc these fucking doggie fucks are evil sumbitches

just applied for a job at Bluesky. yall better hire me

we have so many memes to send

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

💃🏽 💃🏽 i will become the
king of men 🧊

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

On the Edge This week, we lace up our skates and tell a story about loving a sport that doesn’t love you back, and being judged in front of the world according to rules you don’t understand.

I'm biased because she's my friend but, if Ilia Malinin's backflip got you remembering Surya Bonaly, my friend Tracie Hunte worked on a wonderful episode of RadioLab about it!

been waiting to stumble across the answer of who he was—delightful!

BALL TANNING! this ep really has everything 🤗

(spoiler for the unfamiliar, he also calls him a little bitch!!! bc he is!!)

Come for the Tucker, stay for the most unsettlingly accurate RFKjr impression by @bosh.worstpossible.world

he’s so Mean Girl and his toadies are, well. Toadies. Heathers, if you will

is there a polymarket or whatever on the existence of a Signal chat where they are all trying to trade their shoes with someone else in the admin for ones that fit

have helped friends campaign and i’ll do it again but that’s not my ministry

Pictures emerging from today’s heavy bombing of Isfahan. Damages to the mirror works, tiles, floors, and carved wooden doors of Safavid palaces of Aali Qapu and Chehelsotoon. Both of these are within the UNESCO Heritage complex of Naqsh-e Jahan Square. These are 16th-17th century bldgs.

shhhhh 😎

i was born without a desire to run for office

eyyyyyy just hit 65F lfg