TrashBaby

Plz tell me he's getting destroyed in the replies

Alex says "it's so embarassing asking another adult to play catch with you, I have resorted to tricking men on Grindr." Her friend looks on with concern. Cut to Alex in a grassy field playinf catch with a disappinted looking man. Alex looks ecstatic. The man prepares to throw and asks Alex "Hey... Are you gonna blow me?" Alex says "soon, soon... after we do some grounder drills."

Aaaaand, what do I do with myself now? I think I've had enough internet tonight

It's known as the mother of all dances.

I mean, isn't that the reason you get a dog?

"My grandkids taught me about Pokemon. hate that shit. We wouldve lost the war if Japan had those devilS. Ban that shit before it's too late.' -Robert De Niro

Mr. De Niro has some very strong opinions.

Market closes on 4:30 on Friday and doesn't open until 9am Monday.

Maybe he put in an order? But also he has a shitty track record on this front

Focus groups ruin everything.

Bundayposting

I can't explain this behavior. You'll have to ask her why she's in the kennel.

This one is gonna give someone an aneurysm

(To point to the obvious, the people who say that shit don't like that they've burned everyone in driving distance and now have to fly a team to Honduras to hire people. They want to abuse people, they're mad they have to pay for background checks, visa processors, and housing to do it)

Real talk, people who say that shit don't work in the sectors that use H2B labor.

It costs more to hire H2B than a national citizen. The reason these companies have to resort to this is bc their structure is so toxic that no one within a 20 mi radius wants to work for them.

-your ag friend

Here's the thing to know.

That photo will get leaked. It absolutely will.

Maybe not before his death, but it will.

And there will be memes of it.

Headline: " Harvard Astronomer Says..."

Is it Avi Loeb???

I really wish they would quit acting like Avi Loeb isn't a jackhole

Alex says I'm actually really sad that I'm probably never gonna have kids..." Her friend says "you'll feel better at the David Lynch retrospective." They watch the Eraserhead baby wheeze. Alex, tearfully bursts out "God, I wanna be a mom."

@yaramarud.bsky.social

Today's upset was not on my bingo card

An adorable raccoon.

That sounds like an ancient god

Sisterhood of the Traveling Ants

(WOULD watch)
#filmswithonelettermissing
#HashtagGames

Pittsburgh area is not known for pleasant walks. Betting the street demanded him on the ground.

Right?! Why does this guy look 50?!

The Tour de France is held in Malaysia.

A lot of people assume it's in France, but they're wrong.

Not sure who needs to hear this but for those of us who don't have a bath tub:

You can make a strong tea out of the same herbs and pour it over yourself in the shower, after drinking a cup beforehand. A lot of times I pour it over my hair as well. This soaks the inside and out. #WitchMadness #Witch

I recently learned of an ancient festival where ecstatic devotees would castrate themselves and hurl it at a home. The home owner would then be obligated to procure the devotee a wardrobe...

If you hit my house with your severed dick, I promise I'll take you shopping.

A lot of people think it would be cool to hang out with Henry Cavill but it's really not. He always reaches over while I'm driving and honks the horn. When I tell him to stop he just laughs and says "Honky Cavill".