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Defeated Guillotina for the third time just now
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I like to scribble with the mouse whenever drawing with a pen starts getting too dull

yiiking out on a big mac?

my team of cats coming home from an adventure and opening up the furniture box they risked their life to obtain

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no i cant lmao

i am mentally incapable of keeping up

As for the mirror reaper, i said this eariler in the thread but they were much easier to deal with, especially when i figured out you can shoot at them "through" the mirrors

Still though they should NOT be in cyber grind are you kidding me???

Thank god i barely even touch that gamemode

-Dash around and attack you MUCH less frequently instead, give the player some breathing room to get a few hits in and get out of the way, instead of having her rapidly spam you with bullshit before standing still like shes the first mini boss of a super mario game

I like the Powers from a lore standpoint and I think they look cute but GOD i just cannot keep up with them zipping around me like that

I guess if i HAD to suggest some kind of change i would get rid of the whole "stopping to taunt you" vulnerability and just make her-

made this stupid gif

Wall of sorrow but something's off YouTube video by softi

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfoY...

#theendisnigh

Yea anyway rant over bye :p

Lastly,

Like the weapon was ALREADY balanced as it was, the whole point of it is that youre not meant to go too fast and deal too much damage or else it will overheat for a few seconds
But no, we cant have the player playing our game have TOO much fun, we need to encourage them to do STUPID FUCKING COMBOS

Like oh my god, the jackhammer was such a fun weapon too

i love going fast and slamming into enemies BUT I CANT FUCKING DO THAT ANYMORE OR I GET ACTIVELY PUNISHED FOR IT

You wanna punish players for using a single weapon too much? YOU ALREADY HAVE A THING FOR THAT - ITS CALLED THE FRESHNESS METER

i felt the exact same way when they made it so using the grappling hook gives you hard damage back when greed first came out and they patched it

No more zipping around the battlefield for you

And while im at it, FUCK the jackhammer nerf

THIS IS A SINGLE PLAYER GAME, WHO FUCKING GIVES A SHIT IF A WEAPON IS "BUSTED" LET ME HAVE FUN PLAYING YOUR VIDEO GAME

We poke fun at jerma for making dumb faces and doing the Amish rant when he was fighting v2 but now that Powers is in the game i definitely see where he was coming from, this shit's too much

NOT EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO PLAY ULTRAKILL CAN DO THESE ELABORATE FLASHY OVER THE TOP COMBOS, SOME OF US JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GAME LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE

Go fucking play cyber grind or the P stages if you wanna show off how good you are

"Oh but if you do a coin toss+jackhammer+nail gun+sawblade+fucking whatever else combo in rapid, frame perfect succession shes super easy"

You leeches suck the fun out of everything you touch

God, the MIRROR REAPER was an easier encounter for fucks sake

Like honestly i CANNOT even get past her introduction no matter what i try, the only way i found out shes a common enemy is cuz i looked her up

"oh just play on a lower difficulty if its too hard for you"

I have been casually playing this game on and off on violent difficulty ever since it only had act 1 in it and i have NEVER had this much trouble with something thats supposed to be a common enemy before

So imagine how i felt finding out they make you fight a slightly weaker version of this kind of boss, THEN make you fight two of it right after, THEN finding out that this is just a common enemy now

like sure, put a bunch of tiny gabriels in with the husks and maurice, cool

like

I SUCKED at them, but i could still actually finish them, and i dont give a shit about the score anyway

I dont like fighting ultrakill's "player" bosses in general, i'm only really playing this game for the "quake" part in "devil-may-quake", and doing first person Dante 1v1s makes me dizzy and i can barely keep up with them, but even then, i was still able to beat both of gabriel's and v2's encounters

fuck it im making a thread, nobody's gonna read this shit anyway

spoilers for fraud i guess

tried again with the hotfix and she still sucks to fight btw
Making her "5% slower" isn't going to magically fix her guys