Dat's wight, silly goat! It's da votews' fauwt! Warmbo knows dat weaching acwoss da aiswe is da way to go!
@warmbo
(Unofficial RP account for America's favorite lisping shitlib sockpuppet! Expect lots of corn cream. Not affiliated with @codyjohnston.bsky.social or Some More News but please check them out anyway! Operated by @wyvu.bsky.social as a satire of centrism)
Dat's wight, silly goat! It's da votews' fauwt! Warmbo knows dat weaching acwoss da aiswe is da way to go!
Silly goat! Warmbo Schumew and Warmbo Jeffwies say you just need to vote out Mistew Twump in fouw yeaws!
Silly goats! Miss AOC is way too faw weft fow Warmbo's donows! You awe aww going to vote fow Mistew Mayow Pete and you'we going to wike it!
Silly goats! Miss AOC is way too faw weft fow Warmbo's donows! You awe aww going to vote fow Mistew Mayow Pete and you'we going to wike it!
Miss Whitmew is doing da twied-and-twue Warmbo technique of hiding when things go wwong. Miss Whitmew wouwd make a pewfect Warmbo! Warmbo just needs to infect hew...
So you wuv Twump?
Warmbo fed aww of his dignity to da awwigatows, silly goat!
(Please read bio)
Should Warmbo go back to being Trad-Warmbo, ow wiww Warmbo lose his voting wights?
(I know. Warmbo is a character meant to parody that exact mindset and so this is an unofficial RP parody account for the character.)
(Oh absolutely. I'm open to feedback too. I've had at least one centrist fooled by this account thinking that despite the gimmick, the opinions are genuine. We absolutely need Warmbo because he's a great satire of the Third Way inefficacy that got us here in the first place.)
Two "Resist" liberals at a protest, one in a Wonder Woman cosplay, the other holding a sign that says "IF KAMALA WERE IN OFFICE WE'D BE AT BRUNCH RIGHT NOW"
(I mean, part of the whole point is to make fun of the Resist libs on here now that they've migrated here? They deserve to never be taken seriously ever again and are part of the reason we're in this hellscape.)
Dis gives Warmbo an existentiaw cwisis
(Also, in the meantime I'd be happy to accept genuine feedback on how to do the Warmbo bit better)
(I would happily relinquish this account/handle to the SMN staff to use as an *official* Warmbo parody account, nobody handles material better than the original)
(I would happily relinquish this account/handle to the SMN staff to use as an *official* Warmbo parody account, nobody handles material better than the original)
Warmbo only dwinks cown cweam!
Dat's wight! Now, nevew, evew impwement dose nasty tawiffs again! Bad Mistew Twump!
You too!
Warmbo's excwement is highly toxic!
Warmbo wepwoduces asexuawwy!
Don't you wemembew, silly goat? Warmbo was pwaising Joe Biden aftew he became pwesident!
NOOOOO! Warmbo's home insuwance!
And Warmbo shall feast on youw chiwdwen!
Warmbo has Mistew Cody, Miss Katy, Bawney da Dinosauw, and aww da othew Warmbos fwom Warmbo's home pwanet!
Cwiticizing Democwats is how we got hewe in da fiwst pwace!
YOU CWITICIZED WARMBO! NOW I SHAWW EAT YOUW FIWSTBOWN CHIWD!
(Spoiler: in the fanfic "The TV Tropes Character Crossover War", which this account's owner is working on, there will be multiple ways to kill Warmbos.
One is to make their heads explode with a logic bomb.
Another is to summon Elmer Fudd, as he hates them more than he hates Bugs Bunny.)
DO NOT TEWW WARMBO HOW TO LISP!!!
Pwease, don't kiww me Mistew Cody!