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Atrocious Warmbo Takes

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(Unofficial RP account for America's favorite lisping shitlib sockpuppet! Expect lots of corn cream. Not affiliated with @codyjohnston.bsky.social or Some More News but please check them out anyway! Operated by @wyvu.bsky.social as a satire of centrism)

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Dat's wight, silly goat! It's da votews' fauwt! Warmbo knows dat weaching acwoss da aiswe is da way to go!

15.04.2025 12:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Silly goat! Warmbo Schumew and Warmbo Jeffwies say you just need to vote out Mistew Twump in fouw yeaws!

14.04.2025 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Silly goats! Miss AOC is way too faw weft fow Warmbo's donows! You awe aww going to vote fow Mistew Mayow Pete and you'we going to wike it!

12.04.2025 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Silly goats! Miss AOC is way too faw weft fow Warmbo's donows! You awe aww going to vote fow Mistew Mayow Pete and you'we going to wike it!

12.04.2025 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Miss Whitmew is doing da twied-and-twue Warmbo technique of hiding when things go wwong. Miss Whitmew wouwd make a pewfect Warmbo! Warmbo just needs to infect hew...

12.04.2025 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you wuv Twump?

11.04.2025 05:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Warmbo fed aww of his dignity to da awwigatows, silly goat!

(Please read bio)

11.04.2025 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should Warmbo go back to being Trad-Warmbo, ow wiww Warmbo lose his voting wights?

10.04.2025 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(I know. Warmbo is a character meant to parody that exact mindset and so this is an unofficial RP parody account for the character.)

10.04.2025 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Oh absolutely. I'm open to feedback too. I've had at least one centrist fooled by this account thinking that despite the gimmick, the opinions are genuine. We absolutely need Warmbo because he's a great satire of the Third Way inefficacy that got us here in the first place.)

10.04.2025 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two "Resist" liberals at a protest, one in a Wonder Woman cosplay, the other holding a sign that says "IF KAMALA WERE IN OFFICE WE'D BE AT BRUNCH RIGHT NOW"

Two "Resist" liberals at a protest, one in a Wonder Woman cosplay, the other holding a sign that says "IF KAMALA WERE IN OFFICE WE'D BE AT BRUNCH RIGHT NOW"

(I mean, part of the whole point is to make fun of the Resist libs on here now that they've migrated here? They deserve to never be taken seriously ever again and are part of the reason we're in this hellscape.)

10.04.2025 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dis gives Warmbo an existentiaw cwisis

10.04.2025 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Also, in the meantime I'd be happy to accept genuine feedback on how to do the Warmbo bit better)

10.04.2025 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(I would happily relinquish this account/handle to the SMN staff to use as an *official* Warmbo parody account, nobody handles material better than the original)

10.04.2025 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(I would happily relinquish this account/handle to the SMN staff to use as an *official* Warmbo parody account, nobody handles material better than the original)

10.04.2025 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Warmbo only dwinks cown cweam!

10.04.2025 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dat's wight! Now, nevew, evew impwement dose nasty tawiffs again! Bad Mistew Twump!

10.04.2025 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You too!

10.04.2025 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Warmbo's excwement is highly toxic!

10.04.2025 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Warmbo wepwoduces asexuawwy!

10.04.2025 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't you wemembew, silly goat? Warmbo was pwaising Joe Biden aftew he became pwesident!

10.04.2025 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NOOOOO! Warmbo's home insuwance!

10.04.2025 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And Warmbo shall feast on youw chiwdwen!

10.04.2025 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Warmbo has Mistew Cody, Miss Katy, Bawney da Dinosauw, and aww da othew Warmbos fwom Warmbo's home pwanet!

10.04.2025 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cwiticizing Democwats is how we got hewe in da fiwst pwace!

10.04.2025 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YOU CWITICIZED WARMBO! NOW I SHAWW EAT YOUW FIWSTBOWN CHIWD!

10.04.2025 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Spoiler: in the fanfic "The TV Tropes Character Crossover War", which this account's owner is working on, there will be multiple ways to kill Warmbos.

One is to make their heads explode with a logic bomb.

Another is to summon Elmer Fudd, as he hates them more than he hates Bugs Bunny.)

10.04.2025 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DO NOT TEWW WARMBO HOW TO LISP!!!

10.04.2025 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pwease, don't kiww me Mistew Cody!

10.04.2025 16:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0