Wile E. Calzone

Don Draper going to the restaurant from Playtime and getting increasingly pissed off

I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world

1900: [title too racist to print] by ives 'cracker' whitey 1910: gods blade cuts down the sinners by the smiles family singers 1920: married to frankenstein blues by blind soupy fogg 1930: the st lois choo choo train by willard gibson and his orchestra 1940: i will kiss him in heaven (unless you buy war bonds) by elspeth whitey 1950: makin babies by big 'richard' willie 1960: why oh why (did god take my baby away) by the marvelous wonderettes 1970: why'd you leave me bitch by the baby brats 1980: why did you leave, robot girl? by country club 1990: shit by phlegm

the history of music in the 20th century:

all-timer

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CBC Gem dawg

This guy rules

I’m mad I ever doubted him

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Can’t believe they let me in the Criterion Closet!

Suno, AI Music, and the Bad Future YouTube video by Adam Neely

I made a long video about technocapitalism and AI music

youtu.be/U8dcFhF0Dlk?...

[guests making small talk at the Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry wedding]

MARK CARNEY: ... and ultimately, this idea of a hegemon, this Monroe Doctrine-era construct of a benign hemispheral custodian, it comes straight out of Hobbes

CHARLI XCX: (nodding) like only the boy can see the tiger

[emits strangled vowel sounds, wheezes, tugs at collar]

Abolish ICE

it’s a super fun gig, as a white boy who hosted trivia nights throughout his 20s

Bodhidharmaaaaaaaa

stu from internet @RandBallsStu Picture day for the bus drivers at my elementary school was always a blast [photo of john mellencamp, neil young & willie nelson during farm aid] 9:57 AM • 2021-03-19

the twist in Rock Lobster would be a lot scarier if the B-52s hadn't spoiled it in the title. you know right away it's not a rock

im so sorry..

that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee

hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again

Takashi Shimura in Ikiru running down the steps as a chorus of women sing on the landing above him. Takashi is saying quote there's something I can do unquote

Remembing you are a human beibg in a vast sea of millions of human beings

incredible

ben horne is re-enacting gettysburg while dick and andy find a truce in their romantic rivalty when they decide a random nine year old is the actual devil. all in the same episode where james is immediately being framed for murder by the first woman outside of town he meets

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FOOL TIME, part 4 of 4
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
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