Dracula being resurrected after being killed in 2016 and asking one of his thralls who The Jets QB is
"Geno Smith my dark lord"
"Wow, can't believe we finally got a franchise QB. How many rings we talkin'?"
Taco Bell should be one of those "couch cushion" places.
Bring a pocketful of change you found in the couch, and AT LEAST get a couple of items.
Yeah, have your fancy items for extra money but don't rip us off.
Fr
$3.00 for chips and cheese nachos!?
Absolutely not.
It's worth 59¢
Taco Bell no longer being a decent "cheap meal" bugs me.
We rarely get it anymore but when we do it's like "damn, how did I spend $50!?"
Guy doing the "six seven" pose over here🙄🙄🙄
I 1000000% will be getting one of these at a game this year.
Hah hah. You know the ironic thing? This gif is from Puyo Puyo Tetris, a non-union game for Sega.
A non-union game that WENT UNION, along with, as far as I know, ALL of Sega's properties.
Puyo Puyo: union
Yakuza: union
Persona: union
Sonic: union
Thank you, Sega! 💙
Shmarf Shmader
YEA THAT'S THE WORD
Not sure if there's a word for it,but I love a good "No matter what the protagonists do, they're absolutely doomed" story.
Nobody can save them, you can see in the characters eyes yet they tease you throughout the story.
"Oh look a cop car! They're saved!"
Cop doesn't see them.
Etc.
Vegeta gonna clean house on Subwaymania
It was one of those "God damnit I'm dumb" moments. A real "hey time to grow up dude" lessons.
Ugh it's ZERO FRIGGIN FUN
👊🏽
Aye, you too Wally.
Buying a car then wrecking it a bit later.
Still had to pay it off while paying for a new one.
Early 20s me was a DUMMY
Wednesday again.
Least the week is progressing along😵💫
Oooof.
Hope the recovery is quick my friend.
Who is the most attractive villain in Movie or TV history?
Poison Ivy had that vintage Hollywood leading lady energy with an evil streak.
How could I say no?
Late night turkey, mayo, cucumber wrap on a pita bread wasn't a bad idea at all.
Little salt and pepper was a smart move too.
Plus she had a good point to boot
Her-"Hey humans are literally destroying the planet"
Me-"You know what, you ain't wrong! What's the plan?"
Batman-😡
Me-🤷🏽
Who is the most attractive villain in Movie or TV history?
Poison Ivy had that vintage Hollywood leading lady energy with an evil streak.
How could I say no?
One of those nights at work where it was all a crazy blur.
🫠
This and a tall boy would be absolute BLISS
I 1000000% will be getting one of these at a game this year.
That ring would absolutely destroy that man's life
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
A broken, blue heart
With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man.
I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.
Good thing Mario didn't forget his bazooka at home
Capcom breaking my heart
YAAAAAAAA
