farner

my wife is mad at me for not taking out the trash when she should be mad about the epstein files

calling every minor inconvenience a distraction from the epstein files

you are my broski…

my only broski

I’m just reporting the news man

BREAKING NEWS: Shit is Fucked and It’s Getting Worse

oil is at $7000 a barrel which im told is not great

walking with my white sidekick looking like run the jewels

the everything bagel aka the most inclusive thing you could possibly eat

bagels are arguably the most lgbtq food

fuck u

I ain’t mumford but you all my sons

💡🦋

so be it

I don’t fuck with war at all that shit is not poggers

how do I get through to these keeeeeds

a movie about a determined but naive teacher who eventually gets through to his underprivileged students about how to dougie

his stream was sturdy and consistent, mine was spotty and pathetic

just got pissmogged at bass pro shop

men would rather grind the fortnite battle pass than go to therapy

tfw im a fat fucking chud

shoutout to women and women related activities

real shit that’s my favorite

sorry im late boss the end times were revealed to me again

yeah you do. go get a mcfucking muffin or whatever

move your clocks forward now move them back now move them forward now to the left take it back now yall one hop this time

you can try to exist outside of it but you’ll realize that by living in opposition to something, it still defines you and you can’t run away from yourself. On the bright side, mcdonalds breakfast is an hour closer

you live in a prison of social constructs that determine who you are and what ur worth. this is all made up actually

you didn’t lose an hour you just have no control over your life or things that happen around it

pretty sure this is andrew jackson jihad

FAH H HH H