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Patrick TorresπŸΆπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸŒˆπŸ’™πŸˆβšΎοΈπŸ€

@laughinggravy1

Donald Trump poops his pants. I won’t follow back accounts with NO Bio or NO posts. NO DMs unless it's an emergency, like you're being eaten by a lion. And if you're being eaten by a lion DMing me does you no good anyway.

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I know who won't be Coach of the Year and his initials are JJR.

24.01.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hear that there's a vaccine for Trump Derangement Syndrome, the only problem is that Robert Kennedy Jr. won't let anyone take it.

17.12.2025 16:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

24.11.2025 07:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Baby steps.

21.11.2025 07:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow, he lied. Who woulda thunk it?

08.09.2025 23:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've decided who I want the #Rams to draft next year to be their future QB. Drum roll, please... John Mateer of Oklahoma!!! He's like a clone of Baker Mayfield. Poised, confident, smart, good arm, runs well. I really like him. Thoughts?

07.09.2025 17:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€ͺWelcome @nateatkins.bsky.social to the #Ramily. You have huge shoes to fill, as @jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social is one of the best. I'm sure you'll be terrific, as well. Also, FYI, we would LOVE a Youtube Rams Podcast.

One more thing. Here's a Starter Pack of Rams fans.
go.bsky.app/85oLYvE

02.09.2025 17:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for supplying updates.

26.08.2025 19:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Football Season is here!!!!! Let's get the Rams fans together talkin' Rams Football!! Here's a Starter for ALL Rams fans to connect!!
go.bsky.app/85oLYvE

26.08.2025 02:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not the end of the world, but... FFFuuu...

26.08.2025 02:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Both

20.08.2025 01:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let me guess, he didn't show any of the evidence that he claimed. Am I right?

02.08.2025 16:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

2/2 So thank you for making it extra fun to be a Rams fan and continue to kick ass. I'll miss your Rams coverage, but I'll still enjoy your writing and catching your knowledge on YouTube, as well. Thank you, Jourdan. Do you know who's taking over your beat?

01.07.2025 16:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a huge fan of your work, I feared this day was coming sooner rather than later. You've grown so much since you started on the Rams beat. When you started, I'd read your articles and say how great it was having such a pro cover my team. Now when I read your work I say, "shit, what a force."
1/2

01.07.2025 16:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I love a Perade!!

14.06.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you've been to a Dodgers game and had a Dodger dog, then you are OFFICIALLY a full-fledged Angelino!!! CONGRATULATIONS!

14.06.2025 18:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Q: What do you call a Republican Congressman kissing Donald Trumps butt?

A: A taco salad.

31.05.2025 06:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Right now, Republicans in Congress are trying to push through a bill that would put millions of Americans at risk of losing their health care.

They want to cut federal funding for Medicaid, take away tax credits that help more people afford coverage, and raise costs for working class families.

22.05.2025 14:39 πŸ‘ 24117 πŸ” 7642 πŸ’¬ 1147 πŸ“Œ 341

You were the perfect person to have this discussion with because of your writing prowess and your obvious indifference to the book itself, which is one reason you are such a great writer. You have that unique gift of obviously loving football, yet showing no bias to what you are writing about.

06.05.2025 04:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald J. Trump doesn't care about the price of eggs. Whether you can or can't buy your child a single toy this Christmas, or if your cost of living goes through the roof. The Trump Crime Family doesn't have to worry about such nonsense. Here's why:

03.05.2025 16:05 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: Trump Caves on Tariff Policy, Announces 90-Day Pause After Market Rout In a major policy reversal, Donald Trump has announced a 90-day pause on his sweeping reciprocal tariff plan following a steep market decline and mounting investor concerns.

That SOB Trump is manipulating the Stock Market with these yo-yo up & down Tariffs!! These are CRIMINAL acts. The average American is suffering while Trump and his wealthy friends are making out like bandits. He MUST be arrested!!

09.04.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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THE

BEAST

IS

HERE

Extraordinary, incredible work by @danebrugler.bsky.social and the editing and design/visuals team @theathletic.bsky.social : www.nytimes.com/athletic/569...

09.04.2025 13:33 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only 2 countries are exempt from Trump’s tariffs.

Russia and North Korea.

Let that sink in for a minute.

08.04.2025 06:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump's tariffs on Mexico and Canada were the results of the unfair trade agreement USMCA (United States-Mexico-Canada-Agreement). What Trump failed to mention is that USMCA was negotiated by Trump as a replacement for NAFTA.

HE'S TARIFFING HIS OWN BAD DEAL!!!!
Stable Genius.

08.04.2025 06:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any list that has Jalen Hurts, Kyler Murray and Bo Nix on it without Matthew Stafford ahead of them is a list that is only good if used as toilet paper.

21.03.2025 01:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do they teach Social Studies in school anymore?

19.03.2025 16:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly. It's crazy how this isn't common knowledge.

17.03.2025 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That is the obvious part.

17.03.2025 01:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The whole idea of the report. "Who is to blame for stocks dropping and recession fears?" Did you read that part? That's what I was replying to. It's pretty obvious, who is to blame.

17.03.2025 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you joking? Is this really a serious question? If you don't know the answer to this question I suggest you go back and repeat the 3rd grade!!!

17.03.2025 00:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0