We live in a culture saturated with smartphones equipped with sophisticated digital cameras. The fact that nobody has come up with photo or video evidence of this creature in the last ten years—much less the last few days in Ohio—defies belief. www.coasttocoastam.com/article/bigf...
I would simply observe that there has been a rather large population of Iranian emigrants in Southern California ever since the fall of the Shah. It would be surprising if there weren’t a few sleeper cells mixed in among them. Just sayin’.
“Yo, Bro, my name is Ishmael.”
I have it on reliable authority that Adam and Eve were unvaccinated, too. 🧐
He hasn’t taken responsibility for any mistakes or failures in his entire life. Why should he start now?
Bush 2 has got to be relishing the fact that Trump and his Administration has made the Bush-Cheney Administration look like it was hand-picked during a Mensa Conference.
Make sure to light the Warfighter in Chief flatteringly. 🙄
To be fair, I think AI has a huge use case due to the fact that so many human beings are lazy and stupid.
i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid
Someone needs to prompt AI to replace these Florsheims with real clown shoes.
So among many other whatever-the-opposite-of-talents-are, we learn that Donald Trump is crap at guessing shoe size.
I was blocked by @RealDonaldTrump on Twitter [sic] in 2010 or 2011 after I tweeted the old NY Post cover story “Best Sex I Ever Had” at him. Last time I checked he still blocks me on X. One of my proudest social media achievements.
A pie chart from a survey where the possible responses are red, green, turquoise, blue, pink, and yellow - and google has made red responses blue, green responses red, turquoise responses orange, blue responses, green, pink responses purlple, and yellow responses ALSO blue.
There's a lot of bad shit going on right now, but god help me, this automatically generated pie chart from google forms might be the proverbial straw for me
SXSW Austin
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Impeach the Secretary of Defense [sic].
“Hyperbolic” is a bit of a tell. How many of his constituents, do you think, understand what that word means?
Senator Foghorn Leghorn here is nowhere near as stupid as he likes to pretend. It’s all an act.
Let’s make Justin Fox famous.
This lunch includes all five of the main Dutch food groups: cheese, cucumber, geometry, boredom and sorrow, with most of the vitamin content provided by the soul-destroying view of endless flatness spilling off the far-flung horizon.
“Bloosky” 🙄
I do, asshole, every day. It would be safer and look much, much better.
“Comically unqualified, intensely partisan, and unflaggingly devoted to whatever ridiculous thing bubbled out of Donald Trump’s mouth five minutes ago” - @paulwaldman.bsky.social unpacks the general traits of a prototype member of Trump cabinet - the worst in U.S. history. Via @atrupar.com
Here she is. Make sure she never gets a position of authority again.
Madison Sheahan and Rick Hendrick. Make them infamous.
Goddamn these pieces of shit. Try, convict, and imprison them for the rest of their unnatural lives.
Call me crazy, but I think Trump’s call with the CBS News reporter this afternoon was merely an attempt to reverse the market moving against him.
He needs to be the center of attention. That’s all.
If the computer is that accurate at predicting people’s decisions, I’m leaving the boxes and taking the computer. #KobayashiMaru
we have entered the era of nation-state level trolling
