That hair color is "apricot." Code #002 for the American Kennel Club.

Well, he's not a gentleman. So there's that.

Got a water restriction notice from the city today. But new home construction keeps on going.

Exactly. Didn't have time to groom the ferret. Plus, he looked and sounded like shit.

Thank you. 💙

Thank you. In tears. For some reason, I don't cry with friends & family. Need to be my independent self.

I was diagnosed with cancer on Christmas Eve. Treatments begin next week.

And I'm stressed, of course.

But more stressed about the survival of our democracy, than I am about my life.

Hope I live to see the destruction of all things trump and the resurrection of us.

And their combined IQ is?

Used to hear jokes about the number of teeth in the front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

But Willie Nelson is the antithesis of these fucking morons. Hope his true fans recognize the hypocrisy.

FL 6 county.

Sadly, one of the 2 locations to get/renew a passport has closed. Brand new facility, but "lack of staff" in a totally R county.

Right on!

Did no one consult an executive chef at the hotels where they stay? These guys eat! That QP is an amuse bouche.

Just another humiliating moment for them. So deserved.

Why isn't Rick Scott in charge?

Of course Floriduh. We can really pick 'em! Pretty sure we hold the record for most assholes in any administration. Trump, Rubio, Bondi, Fine, Scott, Luna and on and on.

a man in a red shirt is standing in front of a trump international hotel sign ALT: a man in a red shirt is standing in front of a trump international hotel sign

So basically just money laundering, since everything with his name on it fails.

This is Randy Fine's district. And it's Florida. Double whammy.

Oh no. 😩

Precious baby!!!! 💙

And are they still bringing in cows on their backs?

Another "assassination attempt?" Please. This is getting ridiculous. It's another fool getting played. And murdered.

It's David Dennison pretending to be John Barron.

How's he gonna spin this on SOTU? And what will be his new derogatory nickname for John Roberts?

This, like every other grift they pull, should be illegal. I am so embarrassed to live in this state. Hopefully, travelers will boycott that airport.

Also interesting the new anti sharia law caucus with Roy, Fine, Tuberville, etc to get the rubes down with it.

FL 6 resident here. We could have had a really decent guy, Josh Weil. But no. We got this pos who replaced Mike Walz, another winner.

Kinda hard to use your I phone while picking strawberries.

Oh geez. This yarmulke-wearing asshole. I can't even. He's my "rep."

Gotta stop. Spitting wine out my nose. 🤣

Have missed you since I left the dark side. Is it wheely you? Did you get audi'd?

Lawton Chiles rolling in his grave, once again at what Florida has become. His spirit lives on as "Skink" in Carl Hiaasen's books.

We weren't always the state that elected DeSantis & Fine. We used to care. 💔