Gwoop

What have they done to her?

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

hey look a fun history lesson!

Pombon my beloved🧡
#pokemon #pokemonart #cuteart

I'll occasionally forget that NOA's product development division is named after DK's home, then they promote something on social media with that image. A cool, lasting artifact of the original Donkey Kong Country. They could have renamed it Nintendo Clogged Shitter Pipe for Mario, but never did!

A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

Congratulations everyone

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

High angle image of the character Chiikawa looking up with big glittering eyes.

A very rough Chiikawa sketch I did a bit ago #Chiikawa #digitalart

I'm in Chile right now visiting family, and this is the type of shit I love about latin america.

the last two Popes went out of their way to call this man an immigrant hating freak and a fake Catholic.

Bless his heart for going to Italy expecting to have a normal one❤️

absolute dogshit

It is so funny that whoever thought to have an AI animation in to #Olympics Opening ceremony probably had months to make it look convincing and it still looked like absolute garbage and wasn’t consistent.
Just hire animators ffs!
So funny that AI boosters just can’t help showing bad art.

winter olympics opening ceremony was going so well and then they cracked out a shitty gen ai video

AI SLOP IN THE OLYMPICS??? I wanna die

The idea of America hosting the Olympics in two years feels so ridiculous

Sorry, Milano Cortina Opening, you just can't compete with barges on the Seine in a rain storm. #Olympics

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

Elon gets a lot of hate

but it's not enough. We can do better.

Trump post: After a one year review of The Trump Kennedy Center, that has taken place with Contractors, Musical Experts, Art Institutions, and other Advisors and Consultants, deciding between either Construction with Closure and ReOpening or, Partial Construction while continuing Entertainment Operations through a much longer period of time, working in and around the Performances, I have determined that The Trump Kennedy Center, if temporarily closed for Construction, Revitalization, and Complete Rebuilding, can be, without question, the finest Performing Arts Facility of its kind, anywhere in the World. In other words, if we don't close, the quality of Construction will not be nearly as good, and the time to completion, because of interruptions with Audiences from the many Events using the Facility, will be much longer. The temporary closure will produce a much faster and higher quality result! Based on these findings, and totally subject to Board approval, I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything that has taken place with respect to such a Facility before. Therefore, The Trump Kennedy Center will close on July 4th, 2026, in honor of the 250th Anniversary of our Country, whereupon we will simultaneously begin Construction of the new and spectacular Entertainment Complex. Financing is completed, and fully in place! This important decision, based on input from many Highly Respected Experts, will take a tired, broken, and dilapidated Center, one that has been in bad condition, both financially and structurally for many years, and turn it into a World Class Bastion of Arts, Music, and Entertainment, far better than it has ever been before. America will be very proud of its new and beautiful Landmark for many generations to come. Than…

After numerous artists said they would no longer perform there and ticket sales plummeted, Trump says he is closing the Kennedy Center for at least two years.

Wow I wonder who is in this redacted photo

Donald Trump accused of 'measuring child's genitals with finger at auction' Newly released documents from the Jeffrey Epstein files include an email summarising a complaint alleging that child "auctions" were held at Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago home - accusations denied by the ...

So I guess “Grab ‘em by the #%&*# “ WAS more than just “ locker room talk.” #USpol #Trumpstein #EpsteinFiles www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...

The Hex maniac from pokemon at a three quarter angle standing in from of an abstract purple background. Hex Maniac has a friendly smile and is looking towards the viewer

Hex maniac the gen six version #pokemon #digitalart

#r4today
A reminder that Fartage has a vaccine-denier as a medical adviser

Shit’s so bad in Minnesota that he’s gonna have to release the Epstein files to distract from it

One of Robert Popper’s silly shopping lists as a till receipt

I have been printing these out and leaving them lying around on desks in the office. Nobody throws receipts away in offices just in case they are important.

Mola mola (ocean sunfish)

we're forming a committee in order to discuss whether or not we should add a third mola to the mola mola

An illustration of a hawk holding a banner that says “No one is free until we are all free.

#resist