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Emmett R (he/him)

@doomsdaypigeon

It's Valheim, pigeons and Socialism all the way down. Join your union. πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ βš’οΈ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Provisional psychologist 🧠 Stage 2/3 COPD Emphysema 🫁 Norse Heathen βš”οΈ Husband πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨ Artist 🎨 Roller Derby πŸ›Ό Knitting enthusiast 🧢 "Left-Wing Pinko" πŸ‰ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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What an absolute stunning QUEEN! πŸ‘‘πŸ˜­
Please tell her she's the best girl from me!

11.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me, to myself: "All things considered I'm actually doing fine"

*"Pink Pony Club" comes on shuffle*

*starts sobbing uncontrollably*

"I beg your fuck, what the hell"

20.06.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.06.2025 14:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If only there was an option for online attendance; looks incredible though!

29.05.2025 08:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When @rad5000.bsky.social sneakily gets beautiful native flowers and sugary goods delivered to my workplace after a long-ass week.

I love you so much, I'm the luckiest man alive πŸ’™

29.05.2025 08:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for this gift; the snort-laugh that escaped me truly was hideous βœ¨πŸ’™

25.05.2025 23:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Such stunning shots; I adore pigeons - thank you for seeing their beauty when so many others pass them by ✨🐦

25.05.2025 23:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@bellerbae.bsky.social @rad5000.bsky.social thank you for loving me πŸ’™

25.05.2025 22:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A glass teapot sits on a kitchen counter, defusing loose leaf herbal tea made of hibiscus, clove, cardamon, safflower and orange. The liquid is a vibrant orange-red colour, and tastes incredible.

A glass teapot sits on a kitchen counter, defusing loose leaf herbal tea made of hibiscus, clove, cardamon, safflower and orange. The liquid is a vibrant orange-red colour, and tastes incredible.

After a beautiful restorative weekend with people I love, where i purposely didn't look at my phone and actually connected with things around me - this Monday feels much less grim ✨

Also; there's no situation that isn't made immediately some percentage of better when you add tea πŸ«–β˜•

25.05.2025 22:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.05.2025 11:08 πŸ‘ 5504 πŸ” 1019 πŸ’¬ 109 πŸ“Œ 51

Bless you, Ken, you absolute weapon πŸ”₯πŸ’—πŸ«‘

07.05.2025 21:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rotisserie and all your chickens have so much damn personality - that face right there on him is sending me like "I'm well aware of my influence and I only have 4 brain cells"

07.05.2025 21:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Who called them sea monkeys when shrimpanzees was right there?

10.04.2025 05:04 πŸ‘ 1476 πŸ” 377 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 4
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Susan, I am a crow on the edge

08.04.2025 21:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing the Crash Test Dummies last night with my folks at the Northcote Theatre was easily one of the best gigs I've ever been to.

Brad Roberts' voice is just as astounding and incredible live as it was in the 90's - every band member blew me away
#thecrashtestdummies
#northcotetheatre
#melbourne

07.04.2025 01:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saw them last night, such a great venue, and incredible band!

07.04.2025 01:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With emphysema, it's sometimes the less obvious things that can get you down. Being unable to use spray-on colognes anymore gutted me in a way I wasn't expecting (using them was extremely gender affirming).
Discovering solid colognes with more masculine notes gave me some of my euphoria back (2/2)

04.04.2025 00:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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That bloody keen about Lush having my fave solid cologne back.
Lord of Misrule is the Goat. Chuffed to give Vanillary a crack too
(1/2)
πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š
#lushAU
#lordofmisrule
#vanillary
#solidcologne

04.04.2025 00:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This weekend lasted 13 minutes wtf

31.03.2025 11:12 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 15

Jerry for real we're all gunna need that refer a friend link asap

31.03.2025 04:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy 11th Hatch Day to this adorable little dickhead!

I love you so much, Archie; as much as you love giving me and your Dad tinnitus 🦜

#parrotsky
#sunconure
#birdsofbluesky

31.03.2025 04:26 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This is stunning and I'm so happy for you!! Where is this?!

31.03.2025 04:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful πŸ› οΈπŸ”₯✨

12.03.2025 20:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is poetry

12.03.2025 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A map of the United States of America indicating the states where flamethrowers are legal. Flamethrowers are legal in all states except California (where they are legal but require a licence) and Maryland they are banned.

A map of the United States of America indicating the states where flamethrowers are legal. Flamethrowers are legal in all states except California (where they are legal but require a licence) and Maryland they are banned.

Parking this here for my American mates.

Also - apparently you can order a cannon to your house because they are not regulated as firearms (as if Reddit would lie to me)

I believe in you ✨πŸ”₯🍾

03.03.2025 19:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

:me looking into the campfire, seeing something from long ago, about to do The Tell to the younglings dressed in tatters around me: "Well you see, some folks got real mad they made ladies Ghostbusters this one time and now all the groundwater is radioactive."

28.02.2025 22:29 πŸ‘ 180 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, beans

27.02.2025 23:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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But younger people are lazy and shouldn’t buy avocado toast:

27.02.2025 00:28 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

According to him he is literally FASHUN, DAHRLING

27.02.2025 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My eyes wouldn't let me believe this was the same bird haha; what a beautiful goof!

27.02.2025 22:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0