Gordon Strachan as manager.
Gordon Strachan as manager.
They keep talking about the team moving to Dublin.. in what fucking league?
Is this really the Sporting Fingal origin story by mistake?
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Needs something akin to Local Hero.
Duvall wouldn't be able to do it on a wet Wednesday night in Dalymount.
The baldy little rat.
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"I care not one jot for his supreme talent...."
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Oooh the inspo for the hairdryer treatment.
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This is not slow motion by the way. This is exactly the pace Scottish football is played.
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"Can't guarantee our safety"
Their ground only fits about 10 people FFS
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Michael Keaton with an upgraded Teletext.
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"Scoring more goals than your opponent helps"
Good to see Andy Gray's diabolical analysis translates to film... The fucking cunt.
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Concentrating on the cup means their league position must be fucking shite.
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Inside scoop
Pre football science training there... Bags of fucking soil.. FFS.
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Me trying to explain football things to @louosaurusrex.bsky.social during this is absolutely wonderful stuff.
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Owen "The Barclays Premier League" Coyle to be exact
It's fucking bizarre. Michael Keaton looks AI generated in some scenes
There's an Irish cohort that watches random films of a Friday night.
Tonight's selection is "A shot at glory" starring Michael Keaton, Robert Duvall and bizarrely, Ally McCoist.
If Andy Gray doesn't say "tick a boo son" I'm out.
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This is like Scottish Dream Team.
I feel like I'm tripping balls.
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Ally McCoist in a Celtic jersey is hilarious.
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Andy Gray.... Oooof
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Robert Duvall channeling Brian Kerr with that head on him.
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That ground is a bigger kip than Tolka Park and that's generous.
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A Scottish football in team in Dublin... What the fuck?!?
This makes no fucking sense...
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Bruce Wayne investing in football.
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Ally fucking McCoist. What the absolute fuck?!?
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I, like many others and justifiably so gave Kieran Trippier a lot of shit recently.
He was incredible last night and amazed he didn't get MOTM
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Luke Edwards and Clinton Morrison on the same podcast...
The BBC in the mud.
Might be a pipe dream but can we dump a load of money on the doorstep of Xabi Alonso?
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I'm not sure if Howe makes it past this season.
We could be 14th by end of the weekend and despite a few seemingly good runs, we just don't learn from anything and it's turgid football.
A mess of a league campaign.
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