I firmly believe that before you’re allowed to sell your first item on Facebook Marketplace, you should have to watch a training video and take a test about interacting with other humans first.
Do *you* have a friend or loved one who lives with bipolar disorder?? Do you have any tips or tricks to helping/existing through their particularly rough/mean/malicious manic cycle?? 😮💨😮💨
I am a masc lesbian! My style is not clown pants and shirts that are also scrunchy dresses why is everything flowy linen?!
I wish maternity clothes looked like…any other way
Absolutely CLINGING to my ‘92 Buick. Built like a tank, amazing visibility, parts are abundant (and cheap), AND everything isn’t relying on one very expensive and difficult computer brain.
Katie watching the closing ceremony: “this is the ugliest dancing I’ve ever seen.”
My lesbian wife: “scissoring is stupid.”
Punch finding friends is *bad* because now his plushie mom is going to miss her baby 😭😭
The baby bottles are attached to us. The Lord’s bottles.
My whole life is counting on Rockalina.
I love antiquing
If stress-plucking eyebrow hairs one by one with my fingertips was an effective way to protest, ICE would have left Minnesota weeks ago.
Kat is an ardent sleep-til-noon-on-saturdays observer
Feeling grateful that the ICE vehicle of choice is not “white station wagon with wood grain”
‘Memba when she asked me a question and fell asleep by the time I started answering (roughly 4 seconds later)?
Wowow what a skeet!
No
Loolll I think he’s actually married to George Glass
I’m sorry. Myknobs dot com?!
Shoulda shown him your tiddies
This old man??? he played three?! He played Knick knack on *my* KNEE?!?
No fucking thank you.
He’s the worst in every way 🤷
Aaaamazing!
Did you make this?!
What is she a baby here?
I simply cannot imagine Bsky is full of #plathville watchers but I just need somewhere to say that Ethan is such a little bitch
Some Gen Zers just asked me to take their picture with a Canon point-and-shoot and they felt the need to explain to me how to use it and I 💀
Yearning for just one more ‘90s summer where my babysitter was a popsicle stick on the tv
The chicken sitting service I use is going hard in this new banner. 😍😍
I get multiples gayer every time a man at the gym doesn’t wipe off the equipment he just used.
(And it is ALWAYS men!!!!!!)
