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Oh, I don't know, I'm just a hack lawyer who drinks too much and falls in love with girls. He/him.

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Oh god this made me laugh so hard. Watch til the end.

14.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 957 πŸ” 321 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 43
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Occasionally you come across mausoleums bereft of bodies. Some seem to have been waiting patiently for decades to receive corpses that never came. Others hold a sense of having been abandoned by their residents. Stare too long at their locked gates and you may risk a revenant's return. – #CLNolan

14.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 222 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
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Time makes mugs of us all

14.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 707 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 30

Man, imagine being posthumously called a piece of shit by a world-class piece of shit

14.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 494 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

Goodnight Hookland. Isn’t it quite likely that a Mick Robson impersonator is a UFOnaut? It stands to reason, doesn’t it?

14.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is β€œCurse God and die” the OG DIAF?

14.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWell done.” Laconic, but heartfelt if said right. β€œThat was/is an impressive accomplishment.” Take yourself out of it and refer to what they did and why it objectively deserves praise. Something along those lines.

14.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I can't even find the words to express how repugnant and despicable this post is.

People who spew such Islamophobic bile don't belong in the United States Congress. The job of elected officials is to combat hate, not fan its flames. (1/2)

12.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 18990 πŸ” 3442 πŸ’¬ 1078 πŸ“Œ 338

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

10.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Who Am I
Who Am I YouTube video by Country Joe and the Fish - Topic

RIP Joe McDonald

09.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The problem with foreigners is they always want to know what love is

08.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 322 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 4

there is no degree of compliance that will satiate their desire to inflict pain, suffering, and death on people who want to live their lives in peace

07.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He may have just dropped the neo.

08.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Madison WI folks, Altim Bakery and Grill in University Ave is now open. Good food at reasonable prices. Mainly Middle Eastern. Immigrant/refugee owned and managed. Stick a finger in ICE's eye and give them some business.

08.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oddly enough, he co-wrote a couple of decent things with Elvis Costello in the late 80s. Coincidence?

07.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Sitting in his Senate office this week with canisters of Planters peanuts and hundreds of scattered papers on his desk and signed MAGA hats on his shelves, Graham was almost giddy about persuading Trump to bomb Iran.
One of the newer hats reads "Make Iran Great Again." "What are they going to do to me?" he said of critics who opposed his efforts.
The senator said he was already talking with Trump about further military interventions in Lebanon and potentially Cuba, which he said would happen soon. He wasn't particularly concerned about what was next in Iran, he said.

Sitting in his Senate office this week with canisters of Planters peanuts and hundreds of scattered papers on his desk and signed MAGA hats on his shelves, Graham was almost giddy about persuading Trump to bomb Iran. One of the newer hats reads "Make Iran Great Again." "What are they going to do to me?" he said of critics who opposed his efforts. The senator said he was already talking with Trump about further military interventions in Lebanon and potentially Cuba, which he said would happen soon. He wasn't particularly concerned about what was next in Iran, he said.

These lunatics should live in a zoo

07.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 887 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 16
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Morning.

07.03.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 3047 πŸ” 436 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 20

Well, of course, four is bigger than three, you silly bunny.

07.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're gonna need a bigger Hague

06.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 16558 πŸ” 3356 πŸ’¬ 259 πŸ“Œ 175

I don't get the acrobatics on behalf of Platner. The stuff he's good about MANY candidates should be good about. Why go to such incredible ends to defend this guy? We can't manage anti-imperialist, pro-labor candidates who don't flirt with Nazis? Let's dare to dream! We can do it!

05.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 384 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 5

There is an β€œAs I Lay Dying” joke in there somewhere but I am too tired to think it up.

04.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

March 15 is Tyrant Stabbing Day.

04.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Occasionally when researching Eastern Europe you just get some quite wild headlines popping up.

01.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd be more inclined to believe that Graham Platner is merely a dumbass if he was making different kinds of "mistakes" instead of one very specific type of "mistake" over and over

01.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 5642 πŸ” 1090 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 52

That’s actually my dad.

28.02.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now you’re cooking!

27.02.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they β€œaccidentally” got a Nazi tattoo and kept it for two decades or so, I would say that they should try to avoid further Nazi associations. But I am funny that way.

27.02.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Needs moar ALL CAPS.

27.02.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0