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Ashley Rattner

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Utopia enthusiast and former Internet personality

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Angel from RHOP driving

Angel from RHOP driving

C19 so far

12.03.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alongside the humanitarian disaster, the scale of environmental disaster of this war is almost unfathomable. And all the MMM can talk about are oil prices, what about the cost of the release of toxins and CO2 into the atmosphere?

12.03.2026 07:21 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Men are too threatened by powerful, celibate women

11.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Networking

11.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lost my planner. Shuffling absently from room to room

10.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ivey spares life of Sonny Burton The Alabama governor announced the commutation Tuesday, just two days before Burton's scheduled execution.

Gov. Ivey has spared the life of Sonny Burton, an Alabama man on death row. He was scheduled to be executed Thursday. www.treadbylee.com/p/ivey-spare...

10.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7

I support her wholeheartedly

10.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shout out to the woman who just walked into the dentist's office waiting room, asked the receptionist a question about parking, then announced with finality "I leave my car where I leave it."

10.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Normalize publicly shaming any person wearing Ray-Bans due to the Meta creep glasses

10.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jacksonville, Alabama!

09.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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See a Little More Light

Years ago, on a whole β€˜nother website, I crowdsourced this playlist in honor of daylight savings open.spotify.com/playlist/4xi...

09.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Because they killed trains so we need them

08.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I need new tires I’m like β€œMaybe in 50,000 miles I’ll be able to afford the good tires!” and it never happens ✨

08.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[with my final breath, in a Tori Amos voice] Ooooohooo, time to be a ghost

07.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop making fun of Britney Spears for listing "Celebrity" as her occupation. That is literally her occupation

07.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Help I'm being shadowbanned

06.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Lisa Barlow ecstatic and naked in a bathtub filled with Wendy's french fries

Lisa Barlow ecstatic and naked in a bathtub filled with Wendy's french fries

Lisa Barlow is so Trina Sieppe coded right now

06.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate knowing how to read

04.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i've seen enough. generally speaking. could do with seeing a bit less overall

04.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nightmare shit on Temu

03.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lunar Eclipse of the Heart

03.03.2026 10:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was worried the February cicadas would all die because we had another frost but I am here to report this is not the case

02.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This but The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

01.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful thread

01.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rancid

28.02.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Uh oh."

28.02.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHow many of these gentle people have I helped to kill just by paying my taxes?" June Jordan, 1984

28.02.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 2339 πŸ” 906 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 8

Please livetweet!

28.02.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img

acefoundationict.org

26.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 4863 πŸ” 4734 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 62

Same but 2004

28.02.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0