The Strait of Hormuz being goatse'd.
Can this be a solution?
13.03.2026 02:55
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The Strait of Hormuz being goatse'd.
Can this be a solution?
the US operation in Iran
Excuse to post the best joke in cinemahistory
His name is Garland Briggs.
Fae be like: You should come live with us. We don’t have billionaires. 🥰
Just reposted this thread but to expand:
I think people confuse social capital with actual... capital.
Like a lot of people get VERY angry that so many trans women have large followings here and on other sites but:
1) They are not the largest accounts.
2) They are still mostly poor as fuck.
in new york city's seventh borough, the worst criminals are prevented by a coalition of muppets, vin diesel wearing a sable coat he cut the sleeves off of for some reason, and regular people, just like you. these are their stories.
passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...
Tattoo You
Constantly concerned Collins thought she was waiting on a lady in the general election until sexy Graham started up like Mick Jagger. Will his Nazi tats prove he’s not a slave to the BlueSky left and help him hang fire in November?
by Maureen Dowd
It's a goddamn SS totenkopf, not a Jolly Roger. Even if I believed it was an honest mistake, having it that long without knowing shows remarkably poor judgement. It's not like they can't find another basic white dude to run as a progressive in Maine. Skip the one with genocidal ink.
I bet living with someone who really enjoys watching TikTok without headphones is grounds to legally break a lease.
who made this
Urgent dispatch from the desert: it is bunny bullfighting season
This would be the most of this moment thing to happen.
I must not engage in discourse. Discourse is the vibe-killer. I will face the discourse. I will permit it to pass over me and around me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the discourse has gone there will be nothing. Only vibe will remain.
Donald Trump is responding to a Supreme Court loss the right way.
by Ezra Klein
Data and Riker chillin and offering you a fat blunt while reclining on a patchy red sofa in the holodeck's replica of a late 20th century American actor's personal living quarters
Aahaha eyyyyy lmao yeahh
Data and Riker chilling in a trailer and blasting cigs
It’s the freakin weekend
when you see "satanic baby-eating pedophiles" or "globalist lizard people" or "blood drinking Ba'al worshippers who run the world", what's happening is that person has slipped into the antisemitic conspiracy fantasy world of the ontologically evil at the expense of materialism or class analysis
man holding a gun labeled "bog-standard antisemitism" with a silencer labeled "'satanic'"
there's this thing that happens regularly where a guy will lay out just the most grotesque, well-trod antisemitic conspiracy fantasies imaginable but change one word to make it slightly less obvious
when it's to this one, Satanists crawl out to defend ourselves from something we aren't targets of
So Epstein flat out asked Bill Gates "how do we get rid of poor people as a whole" and one of his friends was like "I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!".
“I know Andrew is a good man who’s been treated terribly, but you remember when we learned a few minutes ago that England and the United States are two different countries?” said Senior Advisor Gerald Donovan
unfortunately Rumsfeld's "known unknowns" bit is actually...a really insightful and reasonable way to look at planning for dangerous situations. I think about it all the time in my work. Pity he didn't actually understand what he was saying.
"Me? No no no, I'm gonna stay right here and eat my lunch. You're gonna get in a car, head up to Norfolk and arrest the randy git"
Oh, the grand old duke of york
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FRENCH GUY: do you speak french
ME: no
FRENCH GUY: ah well c'est la vie
ME: la vie
