I bought my dad a journal to help him combat dementia but he thinks writing in diaries is gay

This is ai

When I’m finally post-menopausal I’m going to exclusively communicate to family though my weekly podcast

Taking the train at 3am means choosing btw the jerkoff car or the shit n piss car or the crack smoke car or the empty car where it’s just you and one man and he won’t stop staring

So a working Olympus LT-1 fell into my lap and I’ve already ruined two rolls of film by opening the back camera. We’re off to a great start ☺️

I think these are the sexbots they keep going on about

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

Selling clips of me gnawing my hands until they bleed as captcha 💕

The american military is so slutty and desperate they'll let me keep my lashes while I sink unidentified vesels (life rafts) and the terrorists who operate them (migrant children)

I knew people we laughing at me for this

I hope those are anchovies smothered in bbq sauce

I feel impotent without wheels under my feet. Like a lame bipedaling divorced dad

I need my rollerskates where are my rollerskates i need my rollerskates

I'm so confused, hasn't he been on web forums since the 90s? He should be the #1 Supreme Internet Genius Jester Gentleman guarding taylor swift's cats by now.

It's crazy how much the US bites off China, considering how much western talking heads trash them. I think our elites are just jelly, and of course WE pay the price with our dignity 😩

I wonder if my kids will grow up to see the ocean turn into one mega garbage patch

This is high key how political strategists think ☹️ They literally hate all of us stinky poors

The purpose of being an elite is to be distinguishable from the non elites. The natural conclusion of that is disdain for those who don't share that title. So rich people encouraging this kind of hatred makes perfect sense, and I wouldn't expect otherwise.

Being an elite itself is incompatible with virtue & integrity anyway. Like sure, the Rockefellers funded public libraries, but that blood money was still made off the backs of the poor. Stealing one's labor is definitely a refusal of their dignity.

Eat hundreds of vegetables; swallow millions of bugs 🩷

This is dedicated to m*n who wear flip flops in public #thesims3 #sims3 #lossims3 #lessims3 #sims

It's yet another issue that could be solved or quelled by investment in public infrastructure & services.

Nah it's an economic & politcal issue. Fare beating is acceptable to certain nyers bc the subway is visibly undermaintained & neglected. The reasoning goes that if the MTA, NYS, & NYC governments show they don't gaf by not investing in infrastructural improvements, why are we paying $2.90 a trip?

Yeah, and I wonder who turned him from a mere $2.90 loss for the MTA into a threatening guy with a knife.

It was the cops who pursued him in the first place. This is why systemically using NYPD to patrol fare evasion inevitably leads to needless violence like this.

Can i be a straight lipstick lesbian?

Confession: I got snot on the communal coke straw ☹️

Using chatgpt to reparent myself like Turing intended

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A man who truly loves you would never impregnate you ❤️