The Original Party Worm

I’ve been in Victoria all weekend but

THE SOUNDERS

Just a reminder that you can’t extrapolate almost anything from a result away against RSL. It is not a real place, the Twilight Zone, a Bermuda Triangle of sorts, a place where the normal rules of reality do not apply. It is a cursed place, it is not a place of honor.

There is some evil mojo in Utah for the sounders man. I do not understand it.

You have to feel for Hassani Dotson. Goes from scoring on his debut to the goal being chalked off and then has to sub out with a concussion. All because the referee can't do his job correctly.

Abolish ICE. Abolish PRO.

taking the ICE spokeswoman at her word and giving her the same validity as the mayor is an explicit endorsement of ICE's legitimacy by the new york times

Thank you!

WIDE ANGLE EVEN BETTER

We as a society have moved beyond the need for happiness from sport

No my alma mater didn’t lose in basketball today I don’t know what you’re talking about

I’m going to (parody) myself

Paul Rothrock officially re-signs with Sounders Seattle native signs a new deal that keeps him under club control through the 2029-30 season.

Yes, we STILL have Paul Rothrock.

www.sounderatheart.com/2025/12/paul/

It’s actually the forces of hell trying to drag them down to where they belong

GET IN

Surely not ref

@ sounders Richie Aman to Tacoma NOW

Huskies 👀👀👀

At The Sounders please go get a few of these Washington players, they’re very good

Gutted for the Caps man

Huh.
So that’s a thing.

extremely relatable

screen grab of Sun Sport artilce about IOC ban for trans women including a picture of Cisgender Boxer Imame Khelife

Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)

Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.

Me for the next two hours

The sounders are going to cause me immense pain or joy today I can’t wait to see which one it is

Does that mean it’s got crispy crust and lots of awesome chewy bread

two men are standing next to each other in a locker room and talking . Alt: The people’s elbow

Giving the fuckers a little bit of the people’s elbow tonight

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Please god let me wake up to Bruce Harrell crashing out like someone taking the Union Street offramp too fast

“Rubbernecking a car crash” style of interested to see the late night presidential crash out on truth social tbh